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Barbatos continually manipulating and gaslighting Diavolo for literally no reason.

Barbatos doing and saying the most fucked up little things as if they were completely normal.

Barbatos convincing everyone in the area that, he did, infact dropkick that child in self-defense.

Just- Barbatos being a true embodiment of time, he's not a monster and it wouldnt be fair to call him "evil" because his very existence would be considered an example of amorality.

He has no real masters, just many foolish men who somehow managed to have the smallest hold of him/time and think that means they won.

Anyways, my actually headcannon: Seconds before Diavolo is set to die, Barbatos eats him/his grimoire/his power. Fulfilling not only the Saturn eating his children trope but also bringing us back full circle to Black Butler.

In this essay I will

The actual audacity Mc and Barbatos would have to have to be openly dating is unimaginable yet completely attainable

They don't even have to try that hard-

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THIS. THIS IS WHY I NEED DOMESTIC FANFICS OF THESE TWO, JUST. I'M SOBBING

THIS IS SO CUTE???1?11???

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what a terrible and disturbing image, anyways can you shave him as well? I like my men BALD bald iykwim

when your pulls just turn into ravens.. go bald Lucifer

Can't find this type of content anyway else folks!

i've been doing alot of stuff thats B.M. ( before mc) ig i really like lore and thinking abt the past

YESSSS!!

YOU. MY ONLY ALLY IN THIS WAR. THIS ONE SIDED WAR. MY ONLY ONE. I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR SO LONG!

THERE IS NOTHING. THIS LAND IS DRY AND BARREN, NO CROP TO BE FOUND

Barbatos and Diavolo have so much potential for literally anything! angst? Fluff? Hurt/Comfort? Hurt no comfort? yes yes to all of them

I have been starving forever... I have so many thoughts

I think there's a disturbing lack of platonic Barbatos x Diavolo fanfic. Liiike...Diavolo grew up basically an orphan and Barbatos kind of adopted him

Diavolo's mom died and his dad flat out semi-abandoned him and Diavolo was left alone. His only friend was Mephistopheles and the term "friend" doesn't feel quite right since he only hung around because of Diavolo's status (I know Mephistopheles family pressured him and all so I don't hate the guy, but his intentions weren't purely out of care for Diavolo, and I know deep down Diavolo knew that and thats why he favors Lucifer)

I need more fanfiction of Diavolo as a kid interacting with his new dad Barbatos

I'm about ready to do it myself >:(

This post still haunts my dreams even after getting the """explanation"""

10/10

Mammon, after zoning out: My eyes are cold. *The Lion King song plays from Lucifer's room*