Barbatos Continually Manipulating And Gaslighting Diavolo For Literally No Reason.

Mc, over phone: Okay, what time do you wanna come over?

Mammon: I'm two minutes away and I'm sprinting towards your house, I'll be there in a minute!

Mc: What?

Mammon, from outside their window: What?

Female Sheep please I made this post pre reveal, but also. Spoilers bellow I suppose

-On fabsnap Satan was discussing "The Eighth Dynasty of The Devildom" where the Demon King Gardonus drafted a series of policies called “Wings of Darmius” to put pressure on the Celestial Realm which ultimately shifted the political winds in the Devildom’s favor. Based on the fabsnap, Gardonus is a past King rather than Diavolo’s father, and that fucking sucks but like I'll never say no to world building

Im sorry but Diavolo's name being Diavolo is the same as english people naming their kids random greek words and you know The Demon King speaks some sorta horrible ancient dead demon language

I love the thought of Diavolo's parents just with a list of random english and spanish words like "ooh look at this one- iniquitous, It means "evil incarnate" so cute <3!"

Like they just straight up named thier kid Devil wtf is his dads name then? DIABLO?!?!?

crappy rushed sketches of some of my unironic favorites

A father broke into the Furry Sanctuary cause his son is at that age where he's asking questions

I fucking love the concept of trans!Lucifer aswell, idk what it is but it just feels right>>

Not even just for the Satan birth thing like- Lucifer had the pure unshakable swagger of a trans man and honestly that's one of the only thing I like about him, it'll always be cannon in my eyes

Ok so, Satan is Diavolo's biological son and I won't take no for an answer.

When Lucifer and Diavolo first met they did the naked worm with each other. Unprotected. and when Lucifer cut his wings off that was the equivalent of birth, the real reason Diavolo gave them a free house is cause he wants to be a good baby daddy but Lucifer doesn't want him directly involved in their sons life.

Diavolo pays millions in child support.

Wait.

Hey is the joke that Lucifer is making fun of Mammon for having small insignificant problems? Is he doing a "There's people dying" is that the joke?

Which Lion King song is playing?

Mammon, after zoning out: My eyes are cold. *The Lion King song plays from Lucifer's room*

REBLOG if you are -gay -wanna kill yourself - love animals - falling for someone that you don’t have a chance with - hungry

no one will ever know which one

Who tf voted Lucifer??

" Feed me, Barbatos 😈😈😈 "

Long ago I had the idea to do a Little Shop of Horrors x Obey me thing. Here's the thing!

i'm a whole 26 hours late but happy new year! 🎆