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Dude I think you're gonna get food poisoning don't eat that

Does anyone even use the big store candy machines anymore?? I don't even see children getting candy from them at this point but they're still keeping them stocked for some reason

You guys think Paradise Lost was always shaped like a wing? Or did it gain that shape after Lucifer showed up? Because I'm getting a feeling that free will in the whb universe don't exist for anyone

So this is the show, yeah?

mine

my playlist now

Just a little playlist of songs I think echoes around their empty head. Please no hate if you disagree

I feel like people forget that the type of person that would actually legitimately become a surgeon is the furthest type of person from a normal individual, I'm never surprised when I hear stories of them doing fucked up shit, a normal surgeon is as rare as a dog that meows

I could swear I remember a nightmare news story ages ago where a surgeon just got so frustrated that he threw a little temper tantrum in the middle of a procedure and deliberately obliterated a whole organ or bone or whatever he was working on before storming off. Does anyone remember this and what it was or what happened after that

Pride month is pretty gay idk

MISS PAULING GAY AS HELL!!!!

(insane pansexual rambling under the cut)

IF THAT WERE ME AND THE ADMINISTRATOR WAS ALL UP IN MY FACE LOOKING DESPREATE AND INSANE AND EXITED AND TIRED AND INSANE I'D GO INSANE!!! ME AND THAT DYING MAN AND HER ALL NIGHT EVERYWHERE ON EVERY PIECE OF FURNITURE!!! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!! NOT ONLY WOULD I GIVE HER THE ROCK ID SHOVE IT DOWN THAT CORPSES THROAT FOR HER SO SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO GET HER HEAVENLY MAGNIFICENT HAND DIRTY!!- AND WE'D KISS INFRONT OF HIM SO HE HAD TO WATCH US WHILE HE SUFFERS!!! THEN WE'D KISS HIM AS WELL!!! MISS PAULING NEVER LOVED THE ADMINISTRATOR!!!!!

IVE BEEN SILENTLY OBSESSED WITH THE ADMINISTRATOR FOR 17 YEARS!!! IM BREAKING MY SILENCE!!?? ADMINISTRATOR KINNIES RISE UP 😭😭😭

Ahshhddhhdhddhdudydy yk?

I am going to inhale him with malicious intent

i offer you this Lucifer Edible

Its kinda sad that Belphie's profile picture on everything is a pic of him when he was an angel like dang bro