This Post Is About Kingdom Hearts How Tf Did I Tag Persoa 5

Why is every meme right now about cats? I just want some incomprehensible bullshit to send to my friend on discord no meow meow

“But to hear that little demon say something like that to me, while hoping to hold me captive… it was just so adorable, you see.”

Female Sheep please I made this post pre reveal, but also. Spoilers bellow I suppose

-On fabsnap Satan was discussing "The Eighth Dynasty of The Devildom" where the Demon King Gardonus drafted a series of policies called “Wings of Darmius” to put pressure on the Celestial Realm which ultimately shifted the political winds in the Devildom’s favor. Based on the fabsnap, Gardonus is a past King rather than Diavolo’s father, and that fucking sucks but like I'll never say no to world building

Im sorry but Diavolo's name being Diavolo is the same as english people naming their kids random greek words and you know The Demon King speaks some sorta horrible ancient dead demon language

I love the thought of Diavolo's parents just with a list of random english and spanish words like "ooh look at this one- iniquitous, It means "evil incarnate" so cute <3!"

Like they just straight up named thier kid Devil wtf is his dads name then? DIABLO?!?!?

The demon king and Barbatos are dating behind everyone's back

They were dating before Diavolo was born but had to break up because Dk had to choose between his Barb and his wife, he choose his wife

After she died and Diavolo was born Dk tried to go back to Barbatos but my he wasn't having any of that drama

But despite this Barbatos still kept in contact with him, cause well, even if they aren't fucking they're still really close (Barbatos refused to come to the castle)

The original reason Barb came to the castle was because after eons of cock blocking Dk he finally said yes, then he met Diavolo for the first time (Diavolo still being a child at this point)

After Barbatos became Diavolo's butler Dk was confused and lowkey upset but tried to get with with him like 6 second later, to which Barbatos said no

After seeing the lowkey child neglect that was going on Barbatos decided that they probably could never be a real couple like they once were, I mean, what if they have a baby? Would Dk treat them like shit too? Even if he did, wouldn't that be fucked up for Diavolo to see?

But turns out that no was a fucking lie, cause they did end up dating actually

Anyways that's my fanfic outline, straight from the Google doc

Hi

your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

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My favorite people in the community are the ones that just absolutely rip into all the boys like YESS GET HIS ASS FUCK HIM UP

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I feel like Barbatos is the type to lie straight to Diavolo's face while knowing full well Diavolo knows he's lying