Knuck If You Buck 😂😂😂 Sorry

Is it true that vanilla comes from Beaver butt cheeks??

Yes, but not exactly. It's extracted from the glands, called castor sacs, of beavers' butts. Somewhere between their pelvis and tail. Disgusting, yes. Tasty, yes!

Read life of the party please

You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?

I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.

I just wanna see your bedroom pweaseee mister wonka 😔😢

I normally wouldn't allow my privacy to be intruded on, but since you said please and my room is in order today, I will this once.

Before you ask, the walls are not made of chocolate, they are designed to LOOK like chocolate. Otherwise it would melt and collapse and that would be terrible to wake up to. Haha!

LMFAOOOOOOO you gotta be the sassiest mf I ever seen willy 💀

Just unfollow them lmao 🤷🏻‍♀️

Like who's gonna see that as offensive they probably won't even notice like who tf looks in their "follower"-list on the regular

Aww, is somebody having a bad day? You must be the obviously offended cat that recently followed me that I was talking about. Hi, I'm Willy. Nice to meet you, anonymous scaredy cat.

Now. For your information, I never said anyone looks at their followers on a regular basis, I said I receive notifications about random blank accounts following me on a regular, einstein. Which everyone on tumblr also complain about because a lot of people are having problems with spam bots. Learn to read and comprehend. It'll help you look less dumb in the future. Have a nice day. 😊

Anybody know the song? 😂😂😂😂😂

Let's keep pumping out the chocolate!

You gotta teach me your petty ways so I can have sassy and mean clapbacks ready like you do, cuz from what i seen you win fights with ease 💀

Of course! It's all about sarcasm, delivery and wordplay. But this isn't something that everybody can do, see you gotta have the sass and be able to execute it perfectly. ☝️

If you could travel anywhere in Europe, where would you travel to?

Hm, I would visit Venice, Italy. I think Italian happens to be one of the most beautifully spoken languages and I've always dreamed of living there when I was a little boy. Not to mention the beautiful architecture, it's all very breathtaking. I'd love to just watch the people travel by boat to their destinations. I wonder how they manage it all?

Wait you can rap? I wanna see

Can you sing? What are your talents?

Oh, goodness no. Ha. I'm not the best singer. I'm not bad. Just not Michael Jackson good. More like average.

Although, I do have quite a few talents, which include flute playing, dancing, reading backwards, rapping, voice imitation, acrylic painting, magic, cooking, and of course, candy making. :)

Yeah I could never do this in a million years lol

You said you can rap so can you write a rap really quick?

I'm one of the shy ones you talked about earlier sorry hi -waves-

Oh, hi there KitKat, welcome! ☺️

Of course I can rap for you, I'll do something kind of "gutter" because you didn't give me a topic, check this out. Ahem.

It's a bigger price to pay when having money ain't the issue

Phonies love you when you're down

Cause you're on the same level

Give it time and rise up better

Next your homies gon' diss you

See you winning - getting money

Come right back and say they miss you

Wipe my butt with their apologies

I'm running low on tissue

How my freestyle got you upset

If the shots I fired missed you?

You're just desperate for attention

Say you hate me so then tell me

Why you all up in my mentions?

Love to see the haters mad

Love to watch em envy me

Want everything I have

The cash, gold and diamond rings

They'd rather talk about you

'Stead of trying to chase themself a bag

I'd rather air the AK out

You run these bullets playing tag

Beat a em down like a drummer boy

Was never in a band, wait

Gun cocked

I'm shooting shots up in the game

I'm like Stephen Curry in this

Scoring baskets - never aim

And I'm still cutting people off

They're all one in the same

Fakers, the silent haters

That love browsing on my page

See the success, the great

Won't congratulate? Ok

That's wack but I'm good bro

The wave, yeah I been known,

Y'all act up for free

You wanna beef with me

There's a fee h*e

Make you choke on your words

Like you're trying to take a deep throat

I'm balling - no free throw

An alien, I'm Stitch - no Lilo

You're still doing the same crap

You were doing 10 years ago

Believe it, we're different

You need cliques, vanity, attention

I do my best work solo

Never needed no permission

Made some stupid, dumb choices

But I learned from my decisions ~

And just like that, there you go! ☺️ Anyone could do it.

This gives me the chills. 🌨️

"Surviving Willy Wonka is an American horror movie created by Tim Burton and is the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Six years into the future, a whimsical candy-making killer with an unknown motive for luring his adolescent victims inside his chocolate factory opens his doors up to the public once again. But this time, tourists won't leave."