Is It True That Vanilla Comes From Beaver Butt Cheeks??

Do you have a middle name?

Yes, Winslow. But before I was named Willy, I was going to be named Wilbur Winslow Wonka Jr.

But why not just follow us? I want to be followed dammit -pouts- >:3

Because if I follow you now then I run the risk of not liking you later, for whatever reason. And if I decide that I don't care for you later then I'll have to unfollow you. The much easier fix is to just not follow at all.

And don't worry, it's not just you or anything I have against you. I just don't follow anyone back cause people aren't my thing.

I'm becoming a bit overwhelmed with the notifications I'm receiving. My asks are totally backed up too. They just don't stop, ha. I'm gonna take a break and check on my Oompa Loompas. Heh...'kay bye.

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It's slave labor cause the oompa loompas were taken out of their country and now working for you, you know that right??

Of course not! Don't be ridiculous. It's only slave labor when you're taken forcefully and forced to work against your will for no wages. That goes against my code. The Oompa Loompas agreed to come work in the factory because they would be living in better conditions and would have their precious cocoa beans in trade for their work. It was a business agreement, which is the same as a verbal contract. How you could imply such a nonsensical accusation with so much confidence and very little knowledge is entirely beyond me.

Don't worry if Augustus asks you about the Christkind again. You'll find all you need to know about her at this site: https://germangirlinamerica.com/what-is-the-christkind/

Oooh, how marvelous! So it's kind of like Santa Clause! A gift-bringer. I think Santa might have some heavy competition in Europe.

Speaking of which, I may have to travel to Germany during the Christmas season to see if I can find this Christkind.

Are you and that cocoa bean girl dating?

My Cocoa Bean? Uh, no, we're just um...whatever you call it when two people enjoy each other's company. That.

What made you think we were-nevermind.

You're so hot Willy

Day 37464738383 of me asking your age 😂😂😂

You don't give up so easily, do you? I'll give.

I'm 42.

Wait you can rap? I wanna see

Can you sing? What are your talents?

Oh, goodness no. Ha. I'm not the best singer. I'm not bad. Just not Michael Jackson good. More like average.

Although, I do have quite a few talents, which include flute playing, dancing, reading backwards, rapping, voice imitation, acrylic painting, magic, cooking, and of course, candy making. :)

I'm late but good evening! 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️

I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.

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Our new Smart Camera System:

A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!

LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -

Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.

And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input​ being amount of energy put into a system, and output​ refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.

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I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?

That's all for now. More to come soon!

Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫