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A lot of people have reached out to me about yesterday, so here's the only time I'll acknowledge it.

A group of roleplayers started insulting and purposely misgendering me under my own post because they think I'm creepy and too old to have a Wonka fan blog at 30.

They started insulting me through a roleplay thread in the replies and filling my notifications with their nonsense after I asked them to please stop.

The above three replies from me are the only time I interacted with any of them, and yet they decided the main problem here is my age and not the malicious misgendering and general nastiness.

"She. He. It. Whatever." "They don't even know what gender they are" They would have had to look at my profile to find out how old I am, and my pronouns are directly next to my age.

Then their followers began dogpiling me to try starting silly drama.

There's plenty more of this kind of comment, but I ran out of room for pictures. I was told several times to "mind my business" even though the comments were made under an image I am the original poster and creator of. It's a picture I took for laughs while testing out a light box I bought from Target a few years ago.

I'm not bothered by any of the age stuff because having fun with your interests isn't something that suddenly stops once you hit a certain age. This blog is all in good fun and I harming absolutely no one. Nobody is forcing you to interact with me or even acknowledge my existence if you think I'm weird for being here.

What grosses me out about the entire situation is the intentional and continued misgendering. There's no reason to be so cruel and nasty to people!

I also learned this particular group bullied a minor into deleting their blog a while before coming for me, so it's unfortunate to see I'm not the first and probably won't be the last person targeted by them. It's best to not give them any kind of attention because it only causes them to continue.

I'm not going to publicly post everyone involved with this group, and it is a lot, but please feel free to message me if you'd like to block them to avoid possible future interactions with them.

I wanna gossip too

I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂

Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.

I'm late but good evening! 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️

I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.

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Our new Smart Camera System:

A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!

LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -

Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.

And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input​ being amount of energy put into a system, and output​ refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.

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I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?

That's all for now. More to come soon!

Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

It's slave labor cause the oompa loompas were taken out of their country and now working for you, you know that right??

Of course not! Don't be ridiculous. It's only slave labor when you're taken forcefully and forced to work against your will for no wages. That goes against my code. The Oompa Loompas agreed to come work in the factory because they would be living in better conditions and would have their precious cocoa beans in trade for their work. It was a business agreement, which is the same as a verbal contract. How you could imply such a nonsensical accusation with so much confidence and very little knowledge is entirely beyond me.

Wait a minute......

Goodnight world.

It's slave labor cause the oompa loompas were taken out of their country and now working for you, you know that right??

Of course not! Don't be ridiculous. It's only slave labor when you're taken forcefully and forced to work against your will for no wages. That goes against my code. The Oompa Loompas agreed to come work in the factory because they would be living in better conditions and would have their precious cocoa beans in trade for their work. It was a business agreement, which is the same as a verbal contract. How you could imply such a nonsensical accusation with so much confidence and very little knowledge is entirely beyond me.

Good evening, everyone.

Announcement: My Oompas Loompas are hosting a pajama movie party this Friday at 9PM PST, sharp. They will be live streaming Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and chatting on Discord, and they've invited you to attend!

How exciting!

If you would like to join then simply message me further instructions.

Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

mans didn’t think he’d be having a morality crisis today yet here we are.

I don't know why you listened to that asker's music link you don't know anything about music!

Oh, Mumbler. You got jokes, hm? So ever-loving help me, if you test me one more time I'll dunk you in a chocolate barrel! And. Hold. You. Under until chocolate is squirting out of every little hole on your body! And I'm not kidding. Hahaha...ah...

Now, where was I? Ah, yes. Answering questions.

Moving right along!

Sometimes I think about throwing myself into one of your machineries because my back hurts so bad I need to be cracked like a glowstick

That's terrible. I don't know if throwing yourself into any machines would do anything other than harm you.

It might be best to go to a spa and allow someone to give you a massage. Maybe let a person walk on your back?