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I wanna taste your lips 😘 I know you're sweet like sugarcane 💕💗

Silly girl, if you would like to taste me then you could simply just eat me, I am eatable after all. Though I'm afraid that isn't a bright idea, unless you'd like to speak with the local authorities.

I don't know why you listened to that asker's music link you don't know anything about music!

Oh, Mumbler. You got jokes, hm? So ever-loving help me, if you test me one more time I'll dunk you in a chocolate barrel! And. Hold. You. Under until chocolate is squirting out of every little hole on your body! And I'm not kidding. Hahaha...ah...

Now, where was I? Ah, yes. Answering questions.

Moving right along!

What are some things that help you sleep at night? I suffer kind of with anxiety and depression and nothing really calms me enough for sleep

I'm sorry you're having trouble sleeping. I used to have that problem when I first opened my factory because I had so many new ideas and nerves running through my body.

If I could suggest a white noise, storytelling or an audio book app, those always help me. The best ones, I think, are vintage and oldies music live streams with rain put over them. Some good free apps and YouTubers that stream music and white noise 24hrs:

Nemo's Dreamscapes (YouTube, and the best one, in my opinion)

Chilling (Scary storytelling app, if you're into that sort of thing)

Yellow Brick Cinema (YouTube)

Relax Rain (App)

The Relaxed Guy (YouTube)

Dream Musicas (YouTube)

Sleep Radio (App)

Free Books And Audio Books (App)

I recommend taking a hot bath with any oils, bath bombs or epsom salts beforehand since baths ease folks into a more relaxed state of mind. Also, Aromatherapy products are excellent for induced sleep. I hope these help you and you find a solution that works! I'm curious. Let me know! Goodnight and sleep tight.

Are you religious at all?

Yes, I was raised in the Catholic church, but as I grew up some of my views changed, so I kind of distanced myself from the church. Now I just study from home.

I was wondering too lol

Do you have a girlfriend your hot af and I wanna have your babies don't block me

Um...

Suddenly I have to go...handle something...yeah. Yeah. Bye.

Dear, tumblrs. If you have asked a question or commented on something of mine and I haven't responded, I am terribly sorry. My asks are backed up and I get at least 20-45 notifications at a time, some of which I hadn't noticed until this morning while eating my breakfast. It's a really fast pace to maintain between answering questions and running the factory.

Heh....so sorry.

Nooooo I love the oompas 😭

Heh...emergency calls. Be back later!

It's slave labor cause the oompa loompas were taken out of their country and now working for you, you know that right??

Of course not! Don't be ridiculous. It's only slave labor when you're taken forcefully and forced to work against your will for no wages. That goes against my code. The Oompa Loompas agreed to come work in the factory because they would be living in better conditions and would have their precious cocoa beans in trade for their work. It was a business agreement, which is the same as a verbal contract. How you could imply such a nonsensical accusation with so much confidence and very little knowledge is entirely beyond me.

This thread is so petty but I can't stop laughing 😆😆😆😆

somebody get this bootleg underage willy wonka outta here 😭 @coffeescandyshop #notmywonka

Hands up for @thewillywonka #mywonkaaa #zebest 🎉🎊🎀

Don't worry if Augustus asks you about the Christkind again. You'll find all you need to know about her at this site: https://germangirlinamerica.com/what-is-the-christkind/

Oooh, how marvelous! So it's kind of like Santa Clause! A gift-bringer. I think Santa might have some heavy competition in Europe.

Speaking of which, I may have to travel to Germany during the Christmas season to see if I can find this Christkind.