Can You Dumb This Down

I got sunburned :(

Ouch. Put some ointment on that and you'll be fine.

This high key fire

#gettinganewcanesoon 🎩

It's slave labor cause the oompa loompas were taken out of their country and now working for you, you know that right??

Of course not! Don't be ridiculous. It's only slave labor when you're taken forcefully and forced to work against your will for no wages. That goes against my code. The Oompa Loompas agreed to come work in the factory because they would be living in better conditions and would have their precious cocoa beans in trade for their work. It was a business agreement, which is the same as a verbal contract. How you could imply such a nonsensical accusation with so much confidence and very little knowledge is entirely beyond me.

I'm sorry for our little fight earlier. This new herbal tea I'm drinking has me acting strange. Emphasis on herbal. I think Alice spiked it

All is forgiven. And since we're apologizing, I'm sorry for telling Edward that you're a no good gap tooth tea-drinking scallywag. Heh.

I'm not sorry for my comments about Alice, though. I stand by them, and now you see what I mean for yourself. She's clearly got you tripping off the herbs. What is it this time? Opium Poppy? Tsk tsk.

Since Miss Hoffmann brought it up:

Do u have a driving license I genuinely want to know

A what?!

Oh! Yeah, heh, no. We do have motorized bikes and trucks here for my workers, though - they drive into town and handle whatever business needs to be handled. I do know how to somewhat operate a jet, just enough to travel back and forth between the factory and small countries. And I use the glass elevator for daily transportation. I spent so many years dedicating my life to my work and 'til today I guess I just forgot those driver's "thingies" exist. Or I never found much use in owning one myself.

This gives me the chills. 🌨️

"Surviving Willy Wonka is an American horror movie created by Tim Burton and is the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Six years into the future, a whimsical candy-making killer with an unknown motive for luring his adolescent victims inside his chocolate factory opens his doors up to the public once again. But this time, tourists won't leave."

Wait a minute......

Goodnight world.

I wanna touch you in ways that are too inappropriate to say 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

I see...

And I'd prefer it if you kept your dirty fantasies and your sticky little fingers to yourself, 'kay?

I'm becoming a bit overwhelmed with the notifications I'm receiving. My asks are totally backed up too. They just don't stop, ha. I'm gonna take a break and check on my Oompa Loompas. Heh...'kay bye.

At least it ain't mike

Would you like to be friends? 😁😄😃

Ha ha...no.

Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.