Ao3 ...... Maintenance

Sounds like heaven

Reasons to put the Assassins together in the same game:

Arno and Aveline shitting on everyone else in French

Jacob giving Edward shit for being Welsh

Jacob, Edward and Arno getting drunk together

Connor fangirling over Bayek’s multi-arrow shot

Ezio fangirling over Altair’s entire existence

Altair being annoyed AF with Jacob’s antics

Connor and Edward talking about Haytham

Aya and Evie getting along like two peas in a pod

Everyone trying to get Altair to swim

Ezio recognizing Connor’s rope dart

The talks about Desmond (Jacob: Wait, the dog?)

The talks about The Apple (Connor: SINK IT INTO THE SEA!)

The cumulative hotness would be immediately blinding

Bayek and Aya taking heart, because their Creed lasted

Edward and Connor sailing together

Adewale and Aveline doing a little flirting

Ezio telling Arno the story of Christina, and how he moved on

Connor and Aveline catching up on things

Connor and Arno chatting about 18th century politics, and about Shay

The crew figuring out that Ezio can kind of sing/play guitar and forcing him to perform for them

Ezio chatting about the future of Rome with Aya.

Someone offering Connor tea (Connor: NO!)

Someone touching Connor and him giving them the “Get Your Hands Off Me” glare.

Everyone sparring (THINK OF THOSE MATCH-UPS!)

Ezio and Aveline charming their way out of trouble, together

Jacob giving people obnoxious nicknames

Evie chatting with Edward on the state of London

Everyone showing each other some new tricks - Bayek with a rope dart, Connor with a phantom blade, Altair with a grappling hook, Jacob with a tomahawk.  JUST PICTURE IT!

Everyone freaking out over Senu

Adewale and Connor ganging up on Edward

I could keep going, but I think you get my point.

GIVE US WHAT WE WANT, UBISOFT!    

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

Friend: Why do you spend your time reading gay smut fanfictions?

Me:

Reblog if you love and appreciate Pup-Pup 

Can someone explain to me why banking a breed of dog is the preferred solution.

The problem isn't with the breed its with the human owners, why can the law just make it harder for untrained or irresponsible people from having these dogs (I inclide my self in the untrained part before someone gets annoyed - I'm not the best animal person).

Feels like governments are looking for the easiest option for them selves.

Same

Imagine a pureblood calling a muggle born a 'mudblood' and them just replying "that I may be but I have the force". Spitting on their hand and holding in the purebloods face just so they could get past.

endgame was so basic. what if when the avengers confronted thanos on his farm he was like “they said it would work. they said I would be happy” and it turned out he was just a puppet for some higher, more terrifying power. whoever it was had taken advantage of thanos’ madness and strength and used him. the film could have been about hunting down this entity and after years of searching, they find out it was the grandmaster and his brother the collector, two of the oldest beings in the universe. at this point the avengers are desperate and they can’t understand why the brothers would have done this. they need closure, they need a reason, and it turns out, after all that, the brothers were bored. they’re millions of years old and life had been getting dull so they wanted to stir the pot, mix things up a bit, so they spent thousands of years plotting an elaborate plan. they ignited the fire and watched it burn. that’s it. how would the avengers of handled that? to know that that trillions of lives were snuffed out of existence because of the tediousness of immortality? what would happen next?

Reblog to give Samon a hug.