They are the same guy in Hades II lore.
Thank you @brehaaorgana for coming through with screenshots! They replayed the technical test to find this!
Chronos/Khronos/Chronus/Χρόνος with a chi aka Time “HadesTwoAntagonist” Itself might not even be the same guy as Cronus/Cronos/Kronos/Κρόνος with a kappa aka Saturn “Mel’sGrandpa” DevouringHisSon in the game. Some ancient sources syncretize them. Some do not. Maybe they’re the same person in the game lore, but don’t be surprised if Chronos is never specified to be Hades’ father in the game.
Mordred Manor! (with close-ups under the cut)
edit: i just put up some new drawings on my ko-fi, so if you wanna print this out as a poster or something, you can find it there at full resolution in the 'Misc Art' folder! :) (personal use only!)
“Jim, I am unfamiliar with these ‘Side-blotched Lizards’ of earth.”
“Why, they’re a species of reptiles in which the males have three different reproductive strategies, each one dominating over one of the other strategies, and losing to the remaining third.”
“Captain?”
“They’re the rock paper scissors lizards, Spock.”
dropout, please make one of those overly specific shirts that's like, "Don't mess with me!!! I'm a SIDEWINDER 👏👏🐍. I'm part of a gymnastic/martial arts gym. I can backflip at 15 miles per hour. I only train at night. We're all 30, today! That's how we started the gym! I want more adrenanoxinil plutonium sulfate to do 20-foot standing vertical leaps. We put it in our Gatorade, but we're running out. I'm gym buddies with a "30-year-old" professor named Clete Gunshoot who backflips in a labcoat. I work in a hotel gift shop selling $4 hotel t-shirts, but my heart isn't in it. My name is Reggie. I guess I'm a criminal now."
The intrepid heroes as muppets
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I got my family some books for Christmas, and decided to wrap them in origami present boxes. It kinda spiraled from a small project to a three day hyperfixation burnout, but it’s done!
The boxes are 10⅔ inches in all dimensions (~0.7 cubic feet), and are made from 4 foot by 4 foot squares of paper. The bows are made from squares the same size, and the fasteners from 16 inch by 16 inch squares.
I think they'd get along
People keep comparing Tamarian from the episode "Darmok" to brainrotten memespeak, and to that I say:
Every dropout subscriber loves comedy, and beneath that we love psychological horror. And beneath that? Comedy again, but weirder and gay.
You’re all wrong. It’s—
Endsplitter