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The nature of humanity is that, occasionally, we will reinvent Naruto.

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Common side-blotched lizard - Wikipedia

Common side-blotched lizard - Wikipedia

“Jim, I am unfamiliar with these ‘Side-blotched Lizards’ of earth.”

“Why, they’re a species of reptiles in which the males have three different reproductive strategies, each one dominating over one of the other strategies, and losing to the remaining third.”

“Captain?”

“They’re the rock paper scissors lizards, Spock.”

Enhance.

Enhance.

Analyze.

Bold?!

Important PSA:

Chronos/Khronos/Chronus/Χρόνος with a chi aka Time “HadesTwoAntagonist” Itself might not even be the same guy as Cronus/Cronos/Kronos/Κρόνος with a kappa aka Saturn “Mel’sGrandpa” DevouringHisSon in the game. Some ancient sources syncretize them. Some do not. Maybe they’re the same person in the game lore, but don’t be surprised if Chronos is never specified to be Hades’ father in the game.

Ashton, this episode.

profoundly suspicious of the use of the rat emoji before each contestant name. and accompanied with images of the contestants walking through gray, unidentifiably bland halls? like....a rat in a test maze??

and what else has been utilized in multiple episodes throughout the season? that's right

a maze

Correction:

They are the same guy in Hades II lore.

Thank you @brehaaorgana for coming through with screenshots! They replayed the technical test to find this!

Important PSA:

Chronos/Khronos/Chronus/Χρόνος with a chi aka Time “HadesTwoAntagonist” Itself might not even be the same guy as Cronus/Cronos/Kronos/Κρόνος with a kappa aka Saturn “Mel’sGrandpa” DevouringHisSon in the game. Some ancient sources syncretize them. Some do not. Maybe they’re the same person in the game lore, but don’t be surprised if Chronos is never specified to be Hades’ father in the game.

It would be really nice if Madam (Self) Loathing came back from her vacation as Madam Self Awareness. A blooming sense of self awareness would be really appropriate for this stage in Elias Hodge’s life; let him really take inventory of where he was, where he is, and where he’s going.

No context Divergence spoilers:

YEAH MATT IT WOULD