I Lied To You. We Aren’t Having Sex, Put Your Clothes Back On. It’s Time For Me To Explain To You

I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog

Funny how the entirety of the Magnus archives revolves around watching and viewing when the source media literally has no visual form . It’s a podcast about seeing and we can’t see anything

youre never alone. bacteria

literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

this new year, remember to be NEW:

Nasty and

Extremely

Weird about something that will alienate most of your followers