Corruption-core

he couldn’t swim. his name was dick. he led a cult at age twenty. he converted to said cult not even two years prior. he drank green juice. he held nuke codes hostage for chocolate. he was almost killed by a big crab. he was a serial killer be age 13. he thought he was the shit. he was probably 5’4”. he beat two people to death with his bear hands. he did crab 9/11. he mentioned a possible past lover one time then never again. he was trans. he was even blond.

Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊

A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

"So are you gonna kill me or what?"

Confrontation with the King in Yellow from episode 20 of @malevolentcast !! Painted in Storyboard Pro

ra ra rasputin something something sour cream

The fact that they had sex several times, but this still felt like their first kiss 😭😭😭

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

fixing things

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

tshirt that says I LOVE SHRIMP on the front and IN THAT I ADMIRE THEM AS WILD ANIMALS AND VALUE THEIR ROLE IN THE MARINE ECOSYSTEM, NOT SIMPLY THAT I ENJOY EATING THEM, AS I WOULD NOT PUT SUCH ENJOYMENT ABOVE THEIR CONSERVATION, ALTHOUGH I WILL ADMIT THEY ARE DELICIOUS on the back