The Fact That They Had Sex Several Times, But This Still Felt Like Their First Kiss 😭😭😭

something about how carpenter didn't get to tell faulkner she loves him in the end of s2 when she wanted to, and how when she finally did it went unanswered at first. something about how faulkner doesn't get to tell her he loves her, too, but there is no next time for him, and she never hears it. something about how the show starts with carpenter and faulkner calling out, marco, polo, and how at the very end marco goes unheard, just like his love, because he was too late. something about how faulkner's last prophecy about the river dying alone and in terror, about its cries going unheard, applies to him, too.

Landlords openly admit that being a landlord is about mooching.

People on welfare are not the moochers. Landlords are.

wait isnt gender over today

i hope malevolent ends with arthur laying down for a nice long sleep. i want the last few words to be 'goodnight john' and 'goodnight arthur'. i hope the silence is sweet and peaceful. i dont even care if anything else goes well or not. i dont care if john gets his own body or arthur gets faroe back. i just need him to lower himself down for one last time, just for one good sleep. its the only ending i want for him.

Texas’ HB 3399 bill will kill people if it passes. It will make hormone therapy illegal. For all ages. Period. This was never about women’s sports. It was never about bathrooms. It was never about “protecting the children”. They want us dead. If you’re a fellow trans person and you live in Texas, I strongly urge you to be ready to move somewhere safer.

fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world