WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???

what a time to be alive

biggest dweebs on the planet are the people who refuse to use the moving walkways in airports like oh you’re too good for vampire speed? you need to prove to everyone that you can perambulate faster than a conveyor belt? grow up!

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

horror and tragedy should be unsatisfying and cruel thats life thats suffering life doesnt always have a happy ending thats the truth the systems that oppress human kindness are vast and omnipresent and almost impossible to escape Im glad that they stuck true to the tenor the tone of this story and gave us such a dark ending fuck them its for the best I hate you Its very mature I respect you honestly fuck off

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

This website is so so so good

I introduced my coworkers to the term "wet cat" and it's my favorite thing ever, anytime one of them just looks kinda sad they start yelling at them to stop being so wet cat

fixing things