Episodes That I Think Every Tv Show Should Have:

Yeah that’s right. I’m going 90 in the hearse lane blasting Hozier. I got a dead body in the trunk and a need for speed babyyyyyy.

something about how carpenter didn't get to tell faulkner she loves him in the end of s2 when she wanted to, and how when she finally did it went unanswered at first. something about how faulkner doesn't get to tell her he loves her, too, but there is no next time for him, and she never hears it. something about how the show starts with carpenter and faulkner calling out, marco, polo, and how at the very end marco goes unheard, just like his love, because he was too late. something about how faulkner's last prophecy about the river dying alone and in terror, about its cries going unheard, applies to him, too.

My wife off handedly mentioned moving back to Ohio bc they miss their family and ive been obsessing over it for 3 days. YOU MEAN WE CAN ESCAPE THE COL HELL THATS IDAHO RN?? IM ALL ABOARD

I think one of my favorite things about the Silt Verses is no matter how many times it's said I still can never remember who is the Linger Straits and who is the Peninsula. Like which one won. Which one Val took over. Which one most of the story takes place in. Literally forget everytime and everytime have to try and relearn it with context clues.

Part of that is me being dumb. But I like it because it also highlights how fucking pointless their war is. How much it truly is just a way to fuel nationalist pride and hopefully get some "free" sacrifices out of the deal to help ease the blow.

I thought this was referring to pirates at first

Every great ship has an absolutely /stupid/ gay person and a somehow /even more/ stupid bisexual.

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

Also I fucking love all the little outfits we got in this episode, fully and totally dressed up or dressed down. Stolas and his little open chest shirt with his fluffy out there to the world, Blitz in a fucking christmas sweater god im so obsessed

its such a shame to me that when people hear the word "podcast" they immediately think of Joe Rogan or like 5 white men sitting in a circle talking about movies. thats not a real podcast. they dont even have gay people killing god! any true podcast is legaly mandated to have gay people kill god.

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