Malevolent Fans Be Like Fake Ass Bitch..I Knew I Couldn’t Trust You…biggest Betrayal Yet..

hello jon

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Fun fact, hammering metal spikes into tree trunks is a federal crime in the US because environmental activists used to do it in the 80s to fuck up chainsaws and logging equipment.

My favorite thing has been everyone showing off their pets! We really are the same "heres this random guy that lives in my house"

Okay so I got Rednote because I heard about the whole migration thing and I never bothered to sign up before, and the cultural exchange has just been really fascinating

- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.

- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.

- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.

- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.

- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.

when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.

Just listened to The Silt Verses 2nd season Q&A. Found out that Faulkner is trans. That means that he is the one who named himself Richard

kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world

well look, he did volunteer

SO LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING RQ TO THE MALEV LISTENERS.

ARTHUR LESTER, A CARRIER OF PLAGUE, BOUND TO A BEING FROM THE AFTERLIFE, IS TRAVELLING ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH *THREE OTHER INDIVIDUALS* TO INITIATE THE DAY OF WRATH.

ARTHUR LESTER.

IS A HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE

SPECIFICALLY, THE BIBLICAL HORSEMAN OF DEATH WHICH DOUBLES AS PESTILENCE AND IS FOLLOWED BY AN EMBODIMENT OF HELL.