Thinking About Creatures.

my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

Oh Brandon, the man that you are...

Man is in the middle of evacuating the LA wildfires, and his priorities are marijuana and lube. Even when in the midst of danger, he's still very much Blitz...

tma is a show which spends the first 100 episodes going "look at these monsters. aren't they fucked up. yeah and they're all so happy being monsters who hurt people monstrously" and then the protagonist who you've spent hours listening to at this point becomes one of those fucked up monsters, forcing you to either dismiss him as evil or you have to fully change how you view all the previous monsters. and then they spend the next 100 episodes dealing with that