Tma Is A Show Which Spends The First 100 Episodes Going "look At These Monsters. Aren't They Fucked Up.

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

Let me think, what is a commonly used dynamic that includes four people/things, one of whom shares a connection with sickness/disease/uncleanliness… nope! I can’t think of anything. No sireee can’t think of anything that could be relevant.

Entity of pure hate and malice just did a cute pose and made heart hands after killing everyone in its path

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

I introduced my coworkers to the term "wet cat" and it's my favorite thing ever, anytime one of them just looks kinda sad they start yelling at them to stop being so wet cat

WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???

I want to print this ask out and frame it and keep it on my nightstand so it's the first and last thing I look at every day until I die

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