Nothing Compares To The Calendar On This Site. Flat Fuck Friday. The Halloween Post That Always Shows

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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

Idk why, even tho I know they can use magic, but it never hit me that they could turn into actual hellhounds x3

Oh what’s wrong babe? You’ve hardly touched the human leg they tossed down into our little food tray. Are you not hungry?

The fact that they had sex several times, but this still felt like their first kiss 😭😭😭

Me making a fun post to market my business on meta apps: this is so hard everyone's gonna love this

Me after the post flops: oh I forgot THIS is the bad place

i watched arcane season 2. never speak to me or my extremely violent daughter or my extremely violent daughter's daughter again

Gordon and Jon sure have a lot in common for two guys who have nothing in common

Funny how the entirety of the Magnus archives revolves around watching and viewing when the source media literally has no visual form . It’s a podcast about seeing and we can’t see anything

Ive had this saved in my phone since April