Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:
I am not a cat
I am work
I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later
World's most divorced man becomes first human to be alienated from both biological and digital children.
Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.
Happy Pride Everyone.
Stay Gay.
tma is a show which spends the first 100 episodes going "look at these monsters. aren't they fucked up. yeah and they're all so happy being monsters who hurt people monstrously" and then the protagonist who you've spent hours listening to at this point becomes one of those fucked up monsters, forcing you to either dismiss him as evil or you have to fully change how you view all the previous monsters. and then they spend the next 100 episodes dealing with that
Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3
he couldn’t swim. his name was dick. he led a cult at age twenty. he converted to said cult not even two years prior. he drank green juice. he held nuke codes hostage for chocolate. he was almost killed by a big crab. he was a serial killer be age 13. he thought he was the shit. he was probably 5’4”. he beat two people to death with his bear hands. he did crab 9/11. he mentioned a possible past lover one time then never again. he was trans. he was even blond.
These were The Silt Verses.
The second part of our show finale is now live - really hope you enjoy the listen.
A huge thank you as ever to our fantastic cast, and thank you to every single one of you. You've been a truly incredible audience and we're so grateful for every moment.
°C stands for Correct temperature and °F stands for Freak temperature
Funny how the entirety of the Magnus archives revolves around watching and viewing when the source media literally has no visual form . It’s a podcast about seeing and we can’t see anything
statement of arthur lester regarding fucking everything
I have no organization or theme this is a graveyard of doomscrolling and my inner thoughts 🫶 Jac she/they 24
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