Corruption-core

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

You know, they always talk about elder gods thinking about humanity like a bunch of insects to explain the pure indifference of the perspective but what if there was one that did that with the pure enthusiasm of an entomologist, like imagine some ancient god caring for their modern worshippers like a bee keeper or some creature from before the stabilization of time seeing a particularly interesting group of humans and essentially putting them in a jar like fireflies!

they are really fuckin these snails up

Helluva Boss Spoilers

HNNGGGG i laughed i cried i SOBBED A LIL

I cant believe we got Via standing up for her dad and turning him away at the same time. Via's song was BEAUTIFUL and the parallels and references to You Will be Okay were shattering. We got full wolfed out Loona and all the signs pointing to Millies pregnancy and the REVEAL was her talking to her SISTER is so wonderful😭😭😭

Stolas crashing out at IMP is finally him letting his emotions burst which was well needed. Also I hope everyone caught the fact that we got that foreshadowed in and earlier episode from when Blitz and Stolas were KIDS!!!!

There was the perfect amount of fanservice in this episode that I feel so much better about all the angst we've been put through for these two. The kisses were ROMANTIC and LOVING and they DANCED and when Blitz crawled into Stolas' lap like a fucking cat i FELT THAT oh my god im gonna have to watch this 5 more times before I filly emotionally recover