If There's One Thing About Me I Know For Sure, It's That I Will Always Jump At The Opportunity To Make

haiku bot where are you this is perfect for you come here haiku bot.

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a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

Im bringing scary stories and edibles!!! (And normal fruitsnacks for my loves that don't ingest thc)

@wizardsnorlax @distracted-obsessions

Moot Sleepover Starting Now

@a-fucking-tornado

@silentlydying

@fairyb0ii

@tori-spring12

@survivingmyownlife

@spir4nts-lun4r

@back-totheoldhouse

@aloserwholikesheartstopper

@moomoomwahaha

@xoxonxo

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

°C stands for Correct temperature and °F stands for Freak temperature

SO LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING RQ TO THE MALEV LISTENERS.

ARTHUR LESTER, A CARRIER OF PLAGUE, BOUND TO A BEING FROM THE AFTERLIFE, IS TRAVELLING ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH *THREE OTHER INDIVIDUALS* TO INITIATE THE DAY OF WRATH.

ARTHUR LESTER.

IS A HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE

SPECIFICALLY, THE BIBLICAL HORSEMAN OF DEATH WHICH DOUBLES AS PESTILENCE AND IS FOLLOWED BY AN EMBODIMENT OF HELL.

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

I had a tattoo client ask if I ever used AI to design tattoos for me. Man I spent the better part of a decade doing shitty bit work as a graphic designer and now that I have the space to do whatever I want, I'm gonna let the computer generate random garbage for me? What next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?