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5-25% off is a discount, 30-50% off is a deal, and 60-90% off is clearance. I'm TRUELY SICK of being lured to a clearance section for a measly 20% like please be serious

episodes that i think every tv show should have:

timeloop

whodunit

musical

beach trip

random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)

one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again

one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters

supernatural is a lot more fun when you like both of the brothers like it's the toxic brothers show if you don't like one of the brothers you might as well not watch the toxic brothers show at all

Thinking about Chance and Shadow qpr again...

Literally the only canonical queer platonic relationship I've seen in any media ever. I love how casually it was brought up and how it was brought up a few seasons after everyone was debating if they were dating or not. I love how it was brought up because Chance was commenting on how annoying it is to have to explain to people what that is. I love how they sometimes partake in things that are generally seen as romantic, but they still continue to be respected as queerplatonic.

In short: they're so so so special to me and I love them so so much <3

a detailed list of things I hate:

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

had my first two days at my new waitressing gig this weekend and already i've had someone tell me "welcome to the gates of hell", heard somebody get fired over the phone for being too drunk to show up, ate free gelato, and saw the nipples of two different waiters in the back of house completely unprompted. believe it or not this is exactly why i've always liked working in restaurants. that and the food

Y'all. Why is bltchy Stolas so 🤌🔥

Sometimes when l tell people I like horror podcasts they go "oh, same, I love true crime!!" and I just have to nod along, because there is no way to explain to them that we exist in entirely separate worlds and also that my opinion of them just went down by like 15%

multiple thoughts after 49... but most importantly

i wish i could pause life and lay in bed for 3 months and just catch my fucking breath