This Was The Most Malevolent Core Malevolent Episode Ive Ever Had The Honor Of Listening To. Men Are

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

I think TVD does this really well, except it's normally when the ownership of the house has changed and that person hasn't invited them in. Like when Elijah has his dagger pulled out of him and he wakes up, and just starts suffocating and thrashing

look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

It blows my mind that people don't know about captain underpants

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

something interesting is happening

“here’s what we know about the uhc shooter”

WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. He’s a person of interest not the killer. I don’t care what the media or authorities are saying, he’s a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.