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Unless said detective is the literal devil in which him questioning you leads to you undoubtedly confessing for no god given reason that you can comprehend. Good luck

Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

I think one of my favorite things about the Silt Verses is no matter how many times it's said I still can never remember who is the Linger Straits and who is the Peninsula. Like which one won. Which one Val took over. Which one most of the story takes place in. Literally forget everytime and everytime have to try and relearn it with context clues.

Part of that is me being dumb. But I like it because it also highlights how fucking pointless their war is. How much it truly is just a way to fuel nationalist pride and hopefully get some "free" sacrifices out of the deal to help ease the blow.

adjudicator temerik "babydoll" shrue really just showed up, served spineless moderate, and promptly got horrifically traumatized while making some of the most miserable, pathetic noises ever recorded. and in the very next season, they were essentially trapped in a torture maze of loneliness and humiliation until they were successfully radicalized, got named anathema by the state, and then just fucking. died on live tv while advocating for mass deicide.

and ever since then, i've been fantasizing about carrying them off into the sunset in my arms bridal style

Everyone's talking about their Helluva Boss theories for next season and I have thoughts!

What if there's a time jump? Flash forward even a handful of years, and we learn from flashbacks about MnM baby. Either suddenly they have a kid (or more) or... they don't and we just see the aftermath, the changes that loss put them through.

We could see Stolitz happy-ish? Still not quite right without Via, maybe they're still fighting for a way to reach her, or they've mourned in a way and Stolas has resigned to not seeing her anytime soon and Blitz or Loona are the ones still fighting to get her back.

being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

I like to imagine being shrunk down like Alice but ending up in all sorts of inconvenient situations. Oh no! How am I supposed to finish cooking dinner if im tiny!!!

guys what's your methods? personally i think about doctors examining me, works like a charm

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

malevolent liveshow that's just harlan guthrie up on stage talking to himself while quickly changing hats