Molly, Looking at Cody and Flare: They're so tiny!
Arackniss: They're helpless.
Angel: They're babies...
All Three: . . .
Arackniss and Molly: Give them to us!
Angel: NO!
Vertebrae are just the teeth of the spine.
I'm an early 20s year old child. I'm dieing of laughter holy shit🤣
Eyeballs!
Sooo Branch is Will Graham
every troll imaginable staring at branch: he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore
I've seen your fic and I love it and I'm willing to wait 10 and 30 years to read more.
Stanford heads to Gravity Falls where most anomalies are, it has a sort of weird magnet and he plans to study it...
Now consider: Stanley is a sort of mini weird magnet.
I like the idea that Ford had to chase after anomalies but the anomalies always came to Stan (probably saw him as one of them and he's just like?? A regular dude???who's down on his luck???). It'd be funny as hell, Ford mentions an anomaly he'd be chasing and Stan is just like "Ah yes, met the guy. Not good drinking buddy"
Cursive in elementary but touch typing in middle
...neither stuck I only know some cursive and still completely single finger search for the keys
i learned both starting in grade 3 and i'm 26
And Rufus the naked mole rat
“not all men.” you’re right. ron stoppable, king of respecting women and their bodies, would never.
It was a Batman fanfic where all the Robins(and maybe all batfam not sure) and Alfred were blaming Bruce for them being Robins.
After a bit Bruce snaps and basically say he never wanted the kid to be Robins. Bruce just wanted to be there for Dick cause Bruce saw his parents die in front of him to, took Jason in cause Bruce didn't want him to be fighting to survive, he brought Tim in cause he found out about Batman and was being neglected, and he expected Damian cause he wasn't going to turn away his son. Bruce didn't want them to be Robins but thought if he didn't make them sidekicks they would just follow him in to danger but with the training and end up hurt or dead so at least as sidekicks they'll be prepared. He just want to do the responsible thing.
After saying that everyone kinda goes quiet and the kids all goes " oh damn we made him make us, it's our fault we're fuck up" and they feel guilty and now Bruce is sad and emotionally drained but then I think they all apologize to Bruce
I want to eat something that doesn't exist and that has never existed even in media or a fandom
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