Daishou Is The Sea Serpent Ever

I LOVE HIM UR HONOR

*cutely orders a hit on you*

Our love grows flowers in the winter

Our love has found it’s way onto our tongues before

DAB AND EVAN IN JAPAN

THE HONEYMOON

will powers being in universe a big ugly hairy guy (funny to a western audience who without fail go ‘hugh jackman !!’ upon first seeing will powers) in a show about fighting and his trial unmasking him and making him unpalatable as a male lead and getting him fired by global studios and then him being replaced within the year by a significantly younger public-facing pop idol whose show is about a love triangle is incredibly interesting to be an almost totally unremarked upon background event. same for investigations indicating that global studios went full scorched earth on nickel samurai after the engarde scandal not only dropping the character completely and going back to the steel samurai but turning to kaiju movies instead. creator of four hour ‘the nickel samurai: the boom and bust of a franchise’ video essay about how the lead being a murderer was really the least of the show’s problems revealed to be edgeworth wearing a steel samurai mask and using a voice changer after gumshoe walks through the back of a shot

Happy Maid Day!

i could say i love matt engarde because he is tragic young hollywood and there's also implications that his relationship with inpax was Very Bad by way of her being his manager and quite a few years older and i could get really into that and dig into the nuances of his character

but it is So Much Easier to just say murder man pretty

OKAY TIME FOR MY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

so yknow that dentist radio edit ive mentioned? well, ive only found 3 digital recordings of it. one of them is crunchy, one isnt pitched correctly, and one is only the instrumental. for some odd reason, no one has made a clear digital recording of the actual song. and, well, i own 3 different record copies of this version...

BEHOLD!!!!!! a direct digital recording of the dentist radio edit, using my new fancy turntable and audacity!!! it still has some record crackling, but this is miles clearer than anything ive been able to find online!! and its in stereo, so theres some fun speaker-to-speaker action as well, which i didnt even know this version had!!!!! so cool!!!

this version of the song incredibly interesting, they added a lot of stuff to it. the song opens with thr sound of orin's motorcycle, theres a more prominent bassline (which i think sounds better), theres a whole new lyric that's unique to this version only, and the biggest change is the audio from the arthur denton scene interrupting the song, and then merging with it. bill murray is moaning throughout the last chorus and its great. im fairly confident that this version was for radio promotion, especially with the inclusion of the bill murray stuff. but i cant really find like, any info on it or its multiple record copies. man!

anyway. i hope this recording helps get people interested in this version of the song! i will work on getting a program to help clean up the record crackling, but thats for another day. please check it out, and thank you for reading!!!

PS: if you wanna download the MP3 file for yourself, send me a dm and i'll give you the link to download it! im having trouble sharing the link on posts, it only seems to work when i send it directly to people? who knows. sorry!

(Hi Juangarde anon here)

You want headcanons? I’ll give you headcanons (at least for my own AU where 2-4 never happens)

- I hc that they’re t4t (Juan is ftm while Matt is transfem), so they would always support and comfort each other on their transitions and stuff like that

- They tried to learn each other’s languages and gave each other cheesy nicknames

- Just like your hc, Matt does name pets after objects. But for my hc it’s specifically footwear lol, like Boots, Shoe, Socks, etc

- The older actors (Will, Jack, etc) and a few other people in the showbiz kinda knew about their rivalry being forged, and played along with it for the views. They also sent both of them and Adrian to therapy after the Inpax incident in this AU so

- They definitely swapped jackets more than once, but it’s not like they really care about that

- Juan actually has a dog and Matt adores the canine very much (although Shoe is still superior), basically they love their fur babies

Sorry if it’s too long, but yeah, i’m glad i finally have someone to talk about Juangarde with lol. So thanks again and hope you have a nice day :))

I'm absolutely obsessed omg I will talk about the boys with anyone for as long as they'll let me ansbfnvjd

More content for them has me like 💞💓💞💕💓💓💓💕💞💕💓💞💕💕💞💓💕 I'm gonna eat conk creat. Have an awesome day!!!!!!