Delirious, Middle-Of-The-Night Review Of Moulin Rouge (+Update)

EVERYBODY GO READ THIS RN. AT THIS VERY SECOND. @alister312 you actually hit the prompt out of the park! it’s everything i wanted it to be and more! thank you thank you thank you!!! and thank you @spinthetags for organizing this!!

stay tuned for my addition to this event soon!

Summary:

The Festival of Lights is a yearly Larnion winter tradition and the crown prince, Kyle, is busy as usual with his royal duties. However, this year he finds himself a little distracted. Each night, a new gift appears in his room from a secret gifter (and admirer). Before the eight nights are up, Kyle hopes to find out just who keeps sneaking into room and, admittedly, his heart.

written for the @spinthetags secret santa exchange for my giftee, the one and only @cosmicluzer!! happy holidays!! i was SO so excited to get you in the exchange, considering the wonderful comments you made on my clyle fic still live delightfully rent free in my head <3 your prompt/request was also such a good idea and i can only hope i did it justice

love on the brain by rihanna is so acesan coded you cannot convince me otherwise

happy new year tumblr!

my resolution: be healthily selfish. yall should too. eat 12 grapes, drink some champagne (or grape juice), and kiss someone you love - a pet, a person, or a mirror cuz you should LOVE YOURSELF!! I’ll see yall in 2024!

I just found out that these dumb fucking freaks are trying to take not only my soft gay shit, but my fucking porn too. I’m sorry, but wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?! If I loose this, I have nothing to live for. That means that I am all the more willing to fucking SLAUGHTER whoever dare try and lay a fucking FINGER on my HARDCORE GAY SMUT!!!! You know, I always said that I wouldn’t write any hardcore smut until the stars aligned and I knew that nobody I knew would find my Tumblr or ao3 account, but idk anymore. I’ll be setting up a pole soon for what you guys wanna see. Fandom, type of shit, all that jazz. Wait for that update and give me some feedback on whatever deranged shit you want me to post for my first on ao3 in honor of the

It’s been days, weeks, months, years, and I still miss you, ao3. Plz baby come back to me. No but I legit had a nightmare that ao3 was shut down permanently and I woke up in tears. I’m feeling serious withdrawal symptoms. We need, like, a tumblr support group for those going through life without ao3 rn. Thank you to the volunteers who are still trying to fix ao3. I’ll marry every one of you. Thank you to the people on Downdetector who have been keeping me company. I’ll be looking forward to the ao3/y/n/downdetector fics that are sure to be created. We can all make it through this, and I’m so happy that we can do it together.

Okay!!! so, I participated in @spinthetags’s holiday themed secret Santa and I had the pleasure to write for the lovely @tulip-tune! I loved all of your prompts, but Kyle being an oblivious little bugger has a special place in my heart and I just love writing children with child crushes being kids! So, I hope you enjoy, and have a wonderful holiday season!

FUCKING GOD DAMMIT!!!!

merry christmas or happy holidays or just happy monday to yall. drink some water, eat a cracker, and hug someone (yourself counts).