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lawsan + steven universe au!! // WCI spoilers

No concrete ideas of the specific gem they are, feel free to reply to this post with your ideas! Also a heads up that a bunch of these ideas are not SU-specific but rather from Land of the Lustrous, I've just ingrained both to be my gem au brain file and I can't differentiate some details anymore.

Law is a healer-type gem, a skillset passed down through generations of doctors. He never unlocks this skill in the traditional manner and has to navigate his powers without any professional support in the Donquixote household / with Corazon. His gem colours are yellow and black + the disease has left permanent white scarring on his gem and viltigo on his skin.

His gem placement is on the left of his chest, above the heart. It is well-hidden under most of his clothing. He has grown accustomed to limited sunlight exposure, making him function better than others in situation without sunlight but making him relatively frail otherwise.

Sanji is a lab-grown gem and manufactured to be a fighter-type gem model by Judge. For one reason or another, he doesn't come out as how Judge would like -- he's not brittle, sure, but he is not up to standard. By all means, he has the capacity of a regularly birthed gem.

As a lab-grown gem, he has an extremely well cut facet, which he uses to his advantage to trick people into letting him into high-end establishments. Reconnaissance!

His gem is deep blue, placement is on the back of his left hand.

For their meet-up, I can picture them being introduced while still stuck in their respective families. Judge and Doflamingo have their big fancy villain party and where Sanji and Law first see each other. They meet again years later, post-Corazon and post-Germa, both on the run. They team up because they have nowhere to go and think they'll be strong together.

Their first fusion is one forced in the chaos of battle. With no option left, they fuse and they crush everyone around, no witnesses.

Fusion is another tool at their disposal, they work hard to stabilise it. It's real valuable when people are looking for two people instead of one and they'll hit more than twice as hard if it comes to that.

Their fusion is characteristically tall, but their size is malleable. Their colours and predominantly gold and blue. As a fusion, their weapon is like a huge filet knife that can also set on fire.

Due to years of experience, they've stabilised themselves to appear normal -- the only anomaly is that they have 4 eyes, which are easily hidden under Law's hat.

FUSION DANCE! FUSION DANCE! Classical waltz let's go!

The inherent romance of knowing the other thoroughly and having the capacity to trust.

Northern Lights (1/2?)

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!! THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NORTHERN AMERICA IS 🔛🔝 RN W THE ECLIPSE AND NOW THIS AHHHHHHHHHHH

hi asking about ur Gross wip in the hopes that the song fic title is from the song i know that is titled “Gross” also 👀

if you are thinking penelope scott’s gross then you are thinking correct lol. kind of hoping you are - that song is one of my personal favorites hehe. kinda sad if it is - the original idea got warped into something WAY more fluffy than gross is, but never fear bc that song will return with its intended angst wether i have to force myself to write it or not.

anyways, you probably won’t have toooo much interest in it, seeing as it isn’t for sp. it’s a one piece (live action bc i love them) fanfic, because i am a liar and a fandom hopping fraud. I was scrolling through my yt shorts one day and stumbled upon that one “you dated brutal dictator of Nicaragua?!” meme and my brain went: “oh. i can do something with this. Small snippet under the cut ;P

REMINDER THAT THIS IS A WIP AND A ROUGH DRAFT AND THAT I KINDA SUCK AT WRITING OK OK GOOD NOW PROCEED WITH CAUTION

Sanji is washing the dishes, the rest of the crew sitting at the dining table conversing. He flits in and out of the conversation, adding bits here and there as he continues his task. The day is peaceful, and Sanji feels at rest.

Nami sits, legs crossed over the top of the chair next to her - Zoro’s - with the newspaper propped into her lap. Zoro sits in his chair, slouching against it and looking mildly annoyed at Nami’s legs at the back of his chair but not saying a word about it. Across the table is Usopp, tinkering on seas knows what, and Luffy, content in gnawing through a bundle of fish jerky Sanji made earlier that morning.

The breeze is light, floating through the open windows and door. The sunshine shines brightly through into the galley, and with the crew this docile together it’s, well… peaceful, like he’s said before.

Of course, that’s when they decide to throw the conversat into a depth Sanji is thoroughly avoiding, and has been since six months after… that.

“Usopp, how long were you and Kaya together?” Luffy asks, interrupting Usopp’s story - one about Kaya, and those were the closest you can get to the truth from him.

Usopp pauses at the words, face going slightly red as he sputters out a reply.

“W-Well, Luffy, the great captain Usopp speaks not of the mountains of women he’s conquered! It is not befitting to-“

“They weren’t together,” Nami says, looking at Usopp with an unsurprised look. “He’s too chicken for that.” With that, she turns her attention back to her newspaper, flipping the page and reading it off.

“Hey-!”

“Did you ever have someone like Usopp didn’t have Kaya?” Luffy asks, because the kid can’t read a room. Usopp lets out an offended noise, and Nami doesn’t even look up from the paper as she speaks next.

“Nope, no time for that.”

Luffy hums, looking over the table. He goes to speak, most likely to ask the question to Zoro, but the green-headed swordsman interrupts him.

“No, Luffy. That’s not my style. Why not ask cook?” Zoro’s tone turns from unamused to smug, and he smirks. He turns in his seat to face Sanji, who has gone back to vigorously scrubbing the plate in his hand as he hopes to be kept out of the conversation. “He’s seen the most people, he must have great stories.”

Sanji turns, sneering at Zoro, before he grabs the next plate and gets to scrubbing.

“Sanji! Tell me a story!” Luffy shouts from his spot, getting excited. Nami turns her attention from her newspaper, looking mildly intrigued. Sanji sighs.

“No. I gave you food, occupy yourself.” Sanji shouts over his shoulder, and Luffy pouts.

“C’mon, Sanji. You must have a good story for us.” Nami says, trying to bait him into it. Everyone turned to face him, Usopp and Luffy putting on their best puppy dog eyes in hopes for some entertainment. Sanji pauses his fish washing, considering before shaking his head and turning around.

“I’m sorry, Nami dearest, but there truly is nothing for me to discuss on this topic. There has been nobody of notice in that area of my life, and besides, a gentleman does not kiss and tell.” He says, using a tone of remorse. Nami quirks an eyebrow at him, face going from casual to interested.

“Was that a lie, Sanji-san?” Nami asks, face breaking out into an amused smirk.

Of fucking course the brilliant redhead would see through his lie. He sighs, admitting defeat.

“You truly are too clever for your own good, my swan.” He says, moving to the table and sitting in an empty seat. The other three males look at him with varying degrees of surprise - it is very out of character for Sanji to lie to the crew let alone Nami, a woman.

“Sanji, share!” Luffy whines, wanting to hear what could possibly be such a grandiose secret to Sanji that he’d hide it.

“Be quiet, Luffy, I’m thinking of where to start.”

“How about the beginning, curly.” Zoro says, and Sanji so wants to ring the other man’s throat for being so smug. Instead, he takes a deep breath.

“Alright,” Sanji exhales, grabbing at the pack of cigs in his pocket and the lighter sitting near them. He knows he’ll need a cigarette to get through this. “So this story starts about five years ago…”

haha uhm so all of my titles are either song lyrics (bc i literally only write song fics sue me) or reminders of wtf is supposed to be happening so that when i’m writing i don’t forget what i’m doing haha so yeah also i get like intense???? when i get a fic idea i like so all caps and too much punctuation is like my thing. someone needs to take google docs away from me i should not have this many unfinished drafts sitting there when i have an assload of prompts too-

Gross

I THINK I WANNA MARRY YOUUUUUUUU

Shoutout to my creative writing professor 👨‍🏫 🔛🔝

B E A C H B O Y T H E T H I R D

Make fettuccine with me 😊

HOLESOME ASS DANCE AU STUFFIES

WITTLEKIDDOS

Live laugh love languages

lil dancey dancey west side story typa shi gone homo???!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!

FIXING THIS SAD SHIT ONE OS AT A TIME

no one is alone - baby’s first angst

RAMONAAAAA

Sad little pathetic gay song (tumblr says let bbboy cook)

My delulu story ❤️

SETTLE. DOWN. WITH YOU.

like what????? why- wha- anyways this has like opened my eyes to how much i have to finish these things lol. i’m tagging @magma-frog0 bc i literally talk to nobody else and am very intrigued anddd @roxy-writes for old times sake. feel not any obligation!!

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

thanks for the tag @elevenelvenswords

(writing only, ignoring the art wips cause we'd be here forever)

Forbidden Fruits

Ordained in Blood and Gold

I'm ready for it, i hunger for it

Do You Think Me Mad?

Ode to Ashes

I will be your Judas

Freckles

Maironi/ flash sync

There are no words (lol)

no pressure tagging: @thefairylights @nalyra-dreaming @a-world-of-whimsy-5 @niennawept @transsexualhamlet @tarmairons @swanhild @mayakoroz @etoilesombre @elvenmoans

love on the brain by rihanna is so acesan coded you cannot convince me otherwise

April 8th, 2024 - Pictures of the Eclipse and Totality from Ohio (taken from my shitty iPhone)

reminder to all of my whores viewing the eclipse today:

-wear eclipse glasses. i don’t care how strong you think your eyes are, you’re gonna hurt yourself

-Aztecs thought Quetzalcoatl, a giant ass serpent, are the sun so if you don’t like snakes you better watch out cuz your next

-Mexican legend says that any pregnant woman that sees the eclipse will inadvertently cause her child’s face to get eaten by a jaguar later in life so, yknow, maybe close your eyes if superstition is your thing.

-please make sure you are aware of your surroundings. staring at the sky with dark glasses leaves you kinda vulnerable, so be by people you trust in a safe environment.

-eclipses can be seen as culturally bad, but really they are transformative. do something new, go see a friend, go on a date, buy a cake or something.

-go leave a flower on your loved ones grave or something. some Native American tradition calls this a time of mourning, so pay attention little live for those who can’t be with you to see the eclipse.

-no, this is not the end of the world. it’s just really cool.

-if your really worried that you like contracted a space disease then go and take a bath after. and if you’re not, take one just to relax. bathes are fun.

-you don’t need to have money to enjoy it. if you don’t have glasses then use something from here: https://www.statesman.com/story/news/state/2024/04/08/watch-solar-eclipse-safely-without-glasses-alternative-tree-leaves-colander-pinhole-projector-box/73242785007/#. i’ve used a colander to watch a partial eclipse and it was still awesome.

drink some water, grab your glasses, head to your lawn and enjoy the view. if you’re not in the path of totality or just won’t be seeing it at all, then enjoy the experience of knowing that’s somewhere on this planet something monumental is happening and you are alive for it.

once again i am at deaths door (ao3 is down)

actually vomiting ao3 is down and ive lost my will to live

Ryan Gosling performing “I’m Just Ken” at the Oscars 2024

ON THIS BLOG WE LIVE LAUGH LOVE CORÁZON!

YOU GOT THAT!?

Everybody say happy birthday fictional character!!🎂🎈

you know it’s a good birthday when your fav technically rarepair tags and fanfics update but it’s both of them and not just one and it’s GOOD QUALITY SHIT TOO!!!

today was the best birthday 😎👍🎂🥳

cant be the only gay bitch sitting legs kicking watching ads waiting for usher while yelling about the 49ers cuz i just don’t like the chiefs on this lovely sunday evening

AINT NO WAY IN HELL THIS BITCH SAID “SHARK SANJI X HORSE ZORO” 💀💀💀💀💀

I fucking love whoever said that-

Anyways I ❤️ lil Sanji’s middle finger like yass baby boy flip off your child bride.

Im sorry i need sleep but this is a genuinely beautiful idea and the art makes me giggly tysm for this.

NEW SHIPPING DYNAMIC HEHEH

(OG IDEA : @thedemises )

ALSO I drew this on Whiteboard Fox! It’s a rlly fun free web and you can even draw with other peeps!! PRETTY COOL!

Hehehehehehe

soooo I made another song fic bc apparently that’s my thing now.

so basically luffy and the gang get locked in prison. sanjis the only one not there, but when they try to get ahold of her she’s not answering.

….neither is Ace. Weird.

(it’s bc they’re trying to fuck also everyone’s genderbent cuz i ❤️ lesbians and they are my most favorite women. also zoro’s boobs save the day. plz read it)

Hehehehehehehehehehh

just got the tumblr app on my phone - its like crack. i can’t put it down

anyways, might delete my side blog cuz its on a completely different email and i wanna live post one piece. sooooo sorry? maybe??? idk man, we’ll figure this out sometime.

Okay!!! so, I participated in @spinthetags’s holiday themed secret Santa and I had the pleasure to write for the lovely @tulip-tune! I loved all of your prompts, but Kyle being an oblivious little bugger has a special place in my heart and I just love writing children with child crushes being kids! So, I hope you enjoy, and have a wonderful holiday season!

happy new year tumblr!

my resolution: be healthily selfish. yall should too. eat 12 grapes, drink some champagne (or grape juice), and kiss someone you love - a pet, a person, or a mirror cuz you should LOVE YOURSELF!! I’ll see yall in 2024!

EVERYBODY GO READ THIS RN. AT THIS VERY SECOND. @alister312 you actually hit the prompt out of the park! it’s everything i wanted it to be and more! thank you thank you thank you!!! and thank you @spinthetags for organizing this!!

stay tuned for my addition to this event soon!

Summary:

The Festival of Lights is a yearly Larnion winter tradition and the crown prince, Kyle, is busy as usual with his royal duties. However, this year he finds himself a little distracted. Each night, a new gift appears in his room from a secret gifter (and admirer). Before the eight nights are up, Kyle hopes to find out just who keeps sneaking into room and, admittedly, his heart.

written for the @spinthetags secret santa exchange for my giftee, the one and only @cosmicluzer!! happy holidays!! i was SO so excited to get you in the exchange, considering the wonderful comments you made on my clyle fic still live delightfully rent free in my head <3 your prompt/request was also such a good idea and i can only hope i did it justice

It may be past that time of the year, but the confused-hate relationship I have with grichony lives yearlong.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

merry christmas or happy holidays or just happy monday to yall. drink some water, eat a cracker, and hug someone (yourself counts).

okokok now I wanna see how I can sell diff ppl on different opinions, seeing as idk who’s winning. so, some propaganda for you:

save a horse (actually the cowboy):

look, we all wanted Ace to live. after he left of after alabasta I was so ready to see more of him. and then he just had to go get his ass kicked. so, no, i do not forgive anyone for that. how do we fix our problems on tumblr?? by writing an au abt it, ofc. so, save the man. and ill make this fic like the fluffiest shit ever just cuz if an endings gonna be happy w me it’s gonna be the happiest. Sanji and Ace are just gonna be in love and it’ll be so eww.

it’s a cannon event (cowboys aren’t even that cool):

okay, a little lotta bit angsty. but who doesn’t like hurt sanji?? And in an environment where he can’t act hurt (infer all you’d like, your getting nothing outta me >:) ) means for some serious character development. And inflection galore too. Also, hurt sanji is like everyone’s cup of tea, so I don’t see why we wouldn’t kill of the bitch if he’s already dead canonically.

that’s all I could come up with now look forward to further propaganda later ;)

for OP fanfic enjoyers:

for OP fanfic enjoyers:

What I said please please let my white man thrive

White Boy of the Year - Round 3 Voting: Second Poll

Barbenheimer returns in our second semifinals poll!!

Voting for all round 3 brackets lasts one week, and as always, read our pinned post if you want us (yes, your favorite wboty mods) to spread propaganda on your behalf.