Latest Posts by cosmicluzer - Page 2

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

spotify yes spotify 🫡

Thoughts??

You should aim to listen more next year, really get your money's worth

my Spotify wrapped just came in!! :D

time to find out how fucked up in the head I am

gobble gobble, bitches. happy late fucksgiving! hope yall told your loved ones how many fucks you give them, and know that yall have all the fucks in my heart

bouncie boing boing

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

I’m participating in NaNoWriMo because I hate myself. Wish me luck!!

I WOVE MY WITTLE CROW BABAS AHHH!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Quehanna Wilderness, Pennsylvania

I love you bestie 🤭🤗

^give this hoe the prettiest pony you can find

@magma-frog0 bbg i love you too!!!

im gay

^pretty pony-worthy, if i do say so myself, but probs a middle school boy type-a confession

honestly, mood.

Mr. Sandman, I itch my toe I have a rash on it and it ain’t fun bro Please get me your Vaseline Mr. Sandman, bring me a cream

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

Not me, fucking waiting for my husband (someone im texting stuff that im not even sure constitutes as flirting) to come back from war (to respond). I though I was over thissss

HAPPY BARBENHEIMER DAY LOSERS!!! I’m currently out of town, so I will not be checking this site until after I see these two movies (I’m gonna be theatre hopping someday soon so don’t worry I’ll be able to rave about it soon ;) ) SO EVERYONE GO SEE BARBIE AND OPPENHEIMER IN THEATERS OKAY SEE YALL ON THE FLIP!!!!!

I’m sorry, but remember when I was in my tags talking abt Bellweather and their amazing fics? I said something along the lines of “plz update your circus fic I need more universal swing Kyle” (I’m talking abt their fic “If Bodies Could Fly” go read it it’s really good). Well, guess what happened yesterday, ie the first day with ao3 back from war? IT WAS UPDATED!!!!! That was probs my favorite thing to ever happen to me. So whoever sees/cares abt this pls go read their fic. It’s really worth it :)

ITS FUCKING BACK!!!! HELL YEAH!!!! NO MORE FANZINES FOR ME!!!!!

It’s been days, weeks, months, years, and I still miss you, ao3. Plz baby come back to me. No but I legit had a nightmare that ao3 was shut down permanently and I woke up in tears. I’m feeling serious withdrawal symptoms. We need, like, a tumblr support group for those going through life without ao3 rn. Thank you to the volunteers who are still trying to fix ao3. I’ll marry every one of you. Thank you to the people on Downdetector who have been keeping me company. I’ll be looking forward to the ao3/y/n/downdetector fics that are sure to be created. We can all make it through this, and I’m so happy that we can do it together.

FUCKING GOD DAMMIT!!!!

ITS BACK ITS BACK ITS FUCKING BACK!!!

I just found out that these dumb fucking freaks are trying to take not only my soft gay shit, but my fucking porn too. I’m sorry, but wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?! If I loose this, I have nothing to live for. That means that I am all the more willing to fucking SLAUGHTER whoever dare try and lay a fucking FINGER on my HARDCORE GAY SMUT!!!! You know, I always said that I wouldn’t write any hardcore smut until the stars aligned and I knew that nobody I knew would find my Tumblr or ao3 account, but idk anymore. I’ll be setting up a pole soon for what you guys wanna see. Fandom, type of shit, all that jazz. Wait for that update and give me some feedback on whatever deranged shit you want me to post for my first on ao3 in honor of the

I’m sorry, but when the FUCK was i gonna be informed that I can’t reach ao3 because of fucking anti-lgbtq+ pussy ass TERRORISTS!! Like, what the actual FUCK?!?!?!?! Why do you care sooo much about sending my ass back into the dark ages of dumb intolerance that your taking away my only source of fucking joy in this world. If you take away my gay fanfiction, I will fucking kill you. Do not kid yourself and please just give it backkkjjjkkrgsidbfhdifbdd

Ao3 being down on the FIRST DAY I have an account has to be some sort of fucked-up pipe dream. Please tell me I’m fucking joking. Complaints aside, proud of the Ao3 volunteers for not giving up on the site yet. I, along with an ass ton of other people, are rooting for you to kick whatever the fuck that is interrupting my abusive style/comfort k2 fic in its flat, tiny, puny little ass!

Delirious, Middle-Of-The-Night Review of Moulin Rouge (+Update)

OK! HELLO! So I got to see Moulin Rouge on the 21st (today, technically) and I gotta give you my honest review. I am IN LOVE with this musical!! All I knew originally was that it was about hookers and I was excited for it in a… different way but OH. MY GOD. The music was perfection, the casting was absolutely spectacular, and don’t even get me started on the costumes or lighting. UGH!! I am head over heels for the man that played Christian and the JD vibes I got from that man. And my favorite song, El Tango De Roxanne, did NOT disappoint at all! Honestly, if you can see it you absolutely HAVE to! Annnyways, I’ve been on a whirring high at the hours of 10:50 on - 11:30 pm, so every time I’m struck with inspiration I try to wrap up my Myth May stuff. For June, I’m gonna be mass posting movie reviews (and maybe a book) for pride. It’ll be one for each week (so 5) and it should be out sometime next week. Thanks for the patience you all have had with me! Have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening/night!

xx,

cosmicluzer 💫

This is the message I think everyone needs to hear today

Happy Gay Losers!! (+Update)

Hey fellow Tumblr users! Happy pride month! Just wanted to inform you all about how I intend to celebrate the fun gay times now that I have some free time (FINALLY!!). First off, I’m finishing Myth May. I have it basically finished in my notes app, so I’ll post those on here soon enough. I intend to celebrate June with some information on my favorite historical gays so that we can keep the queer spirit high all month long. I’m not sure how much I’ll post, but it’ll certainly be more than how much I currently post. Just wanted to reiterate the happy gay and wish you all a good morning/afternoon/evening/night

All of the love,

cosmicluzer 💫

Happy belated birthday to my bffffforever @magma-frog0!!

Get it, like from the Beetlejuice musical? Anyways, happy belated birthday SageGreenFrog! This little thirst goblin was the one who finally got me to join Tumblr, so if anyone has a craving for deranged smut, cute fluff, or any other type of fic for the fandoms that you can find on the first post of her account then let @magma-frog0 know! Remember to tell her I sent you!

On another note, your scheduled Myth May content will be posted BEFORE July 1st because that betrays the May part of Myth May!

I hope whoever is seeing this has a wonderful morning/day/evening/night! ‘See’ you when I ‘see’ you next!!

Lots of Love,

Cosmicluzer 💫