Me With My Knots And String Diagrams

I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here

say what you will about california but i love that we have an official state slug (banana slug). more states should have official state slugs.

Can you talk to men in a non-sexually charged way for a single second

peerless swordswoman: Justice demands that I valiantly challenge the Witch's BDSM Dungeon and rescue the girls kidnapped from your town, no matter what erotic torments I am subjected to. No matter how many times I am lashed by fierce wolfgirls, nor what kind of latex themed traps I am caught in, I shall not falter; not even if I am bound and ruthlessly electrostimmed by some kind of dragongirl mad scientist,

townsperson: Thank you, brave warrior, but everything's alright, no one's been kidnapped-

peerless swordswoman, fixing her make-up: Sorry, didn't catch a word of that.

Finally some good fucking news

I want to be a girl so badly but I have horrible skin and broad shoulders and I’m already 19 so even if I go on E it’s too late I just. Wish I was born a girl. I’m sorry I just need to vent I’m so unhappy with everything right now

Too late?? Girl you’re so young go start hrt!! It’s not too late! Your skin and shoulders don’t define you, and they stop your from being a beautiful girl even less!