Cosmictabulator - Extrusive Thoughts

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

“can i play with your hair” YES YES PLEASE DO IT ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

Can you talk to men in a non-sexually charged way for a single second

Woke boss forcefemming me on company time

say what you will about california but i love that we have an official state slug (banana slug). more states should have official state slugs.

I feel like this is also a really good metaphor for why t4t is so safe and comforting for a lot of trans people

trans girl werewolf metaphor unmatched. trans girls as werewolves my beloved

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

when the snake women in xcom grab your lady soldiers and force them down on their knees while constricting them with their tails it's kinda