Cosmictabulator - Extrusive Thoughts

Not a Pokémon person but omg 🥺 this is sooo real guh

evolution dysphoria

Reblog this to make a fox girl's tail bigger :3

I want to be a girl so badly but I have horrible skin and broad shoulders and I’m already 19 so even if I go on E it’s too late I just. Wish I was born a girl. I’m sorry I just need to vent I’m so unhappy with everything right now

Too late?? Girl you’re so young go start hrt!! It’s not too late! Your skin and shoulders don’t define you, and they stop your from being a beautiful girl even less!

Woke boss forcefemming me on company time

peerless swordswoman: Justice demands that I valiantly challenge the Witch's BDSM Dungeon and rescue the girls kidnapped from your town, no matter what erotic torments I am subjected to. No matter how many times I am lashed by fierce wolfgirls, nor what kind of latex themed traps I am caught in, I shall not falter; not even if I am bound and ruthlessly electrostimmed by some kind of dragongirl mad scientist,

townsperson: Thank you, brave warrior, but everything's alright, no one's been kidnapped-

peerless swordswoman, fixing her make-up: Sorry, didn't catch a word of that.

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.

twisting and bitturning

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault