Cosmictabulator - Extrusive Thoughts

Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

evolution dysphoria

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.

you skip a couple chapters ahead in your algebraic geometry text and it starts looking like this shit

I wish I was a fox, but I think I deserve to be a ferret

hi, i feel alone and i want attention

...and love

...and kisses

...and maybe hugs

...and please stay with me until i fall asleep

say what you will about california but i love that we have an official state slug (banana slug). more states should have official state slugs.

Reblog this to make a fox girl's tail bigger :3

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"