You Skip A Couple Chapters Ahead In Your Algebraic Geometry Text And It Starts Looking Like This Shit

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

Smile face 🌞👹

Can you talk to men in a non-sexually charged way for a single second

There are so many theories about Columbo’s wife not being real (she’s a complete fabrication, she’s secretly his boyfriend, he’s actually talking about a very opinionated cat, etc) and I love all of them but tbh he really gives off major “out of touch but super supportive straight man with a trans wife” vibes.

His wife was one of his guy friends for a while and when she finally came out to him he was like “Oh, wouldja look at that! This is VERY convenient. See, I’ve never been into guys myself. Nothing against fellas who like that, just not my cup of tea. So I’ve been trying to figure out for ages why I want to ask you out on a date. Confusin the heck out of me. Again, nothing against it, just never something I’ve been into before. I was having a whole identity crisis over it, Yknow. But I guess that clears all that up! Whaddaya say to dinner?”

Not a Pokémon person but omg 🥺 this is sooo real guh

evolution dysphoria

I want to be a girl so badly but I have horrible skin and broad shoulders and I’m already 19 so even if I go on E it’s too late I just. Wish I was born a girl. I’m sorry I just need to vent I’m so unhappy with everything right now

Too late?? Girl you’re so young go start hrt!! It’s not too late! Your skin and shoulders don’t define you, and they stop your from being a beautiful girl even less!

being a self indulgent faggot and using greek statues as pose refs for self portraits (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

twisting and bitturning

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us