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I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

haters will see you rotating the perfect sphere, yet not visually perceive the rotation due to said sphere’s lack of imperfections, and say you cant rotate a sphere

Reblog this to make a fox girl's tail bigger :3

evolution dysphoria

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

“can i play with your hair” YES YES PLEASE DO IT ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR