Cosmictabulator - Extrusive Thoughts

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

Awwwwww also goals

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Can you talk to men in a non-sexually charged way for a single second

Woke boss forcefemming me on company time

twisting and bitturning

Me with my knots and string diagrams

too much math turns me into a magnus archives character

you skip a couple chapters ahead in your algebraic geometry text and it starts looking like this shit