Cosmictabulator - Extrusive Thoughts

Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one

the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine

building legos date interrupted by 3 hour make out session

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

Smile face 🌞👹

being a self indulgent faggot and using greek statues as pose refs for self portraits (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

she was a skater boi she said see you later boi 😎

[ Image Description: A drawing of a doggirl shakily standing on a skateboard while a catgirl holds onto her arms for support. The catgirl is saying, “That's it. Good girl. I've got you.” the doggirl is thinking to herself, “Good girl? Good girl! Good girl! Good Girl!” while wagging her tail and blushing in response. End ID. ] ID by @boy-defined

I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here