I Can’t Flick The Bean And Read Smut At The Same Time I Have ADHD

Bad Prank

KK Arnold x Fem

summery: KK thinks it would be funny to do an ignoring you prank for TikTok and it didn’t go out the way she wanted it to

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Kamora thought it would be funny to make a TikTok pranking her girlfriend, in which you were used to her pranks. It wasn’t anything new to you but she thought it would be funny to ignore you for her TikTok. KK sets up her little cameras all around the house to get it all on video. She didn’t think much of this prank or how you would react.

Walking to KK’s dorm you greet Paige and Ice who were chilling on the couch watching some show. They both knew about Kamora’s little prank and warned her that it would not end well. She brushed them off and decided to set up for the prank anyways. You sit down next to Ice on the couch and look at the TV for a moment “Is KK in her dorm she isn’t answering her phone?” you ask looking at Ice and Paige. They both give each other a look that you don’t notice, Ice rubs your arm “She’s in her room” she informs you.

You nod and get up walking to her dorm, you knock on it and she doesn’t answer so you open the door. KK sits on her bed scrolling through instagram ignoring you. She moves around before sitting against the headboard still not acknowledging your presence. You look at her confused, like a lost puppy “Hey KK why didn’t you answer your phone?” you ask her looking her with concern itched across your features.

She counties to ignore you staying in her phone, you walking a few steps towards her standing in front of her bed. You tilt your head at the girl “KK? Can you talk to me please. Did I- did I do something?” you ask her your voice cracking. You hated being ignored, it happened to you a lot durning your childhood. KK didn’t know about that though since you didn’t talk about it to anyone. Everything in Kamora screaming to go talk to you, touch you even but she staying still for the prank.

Your heart quickens beating out of your chest, you had no idea why she was being mean. You didn’t do anything wrong that you knew of and she was just cool with you this morning. Shaking your head you grab her arm lightly and she flinches getting up and turning around her back towards you. Tears pool in your eyes thinking that she didn’t love you or something. A million thought ran through your head, you look at her through your tear filled eyes “KK please say something I don’t know what I did but I’m- I’m sorry KK” you say sniffling.

Again Kamora didn’t move a muscle and she started to feel bad, but she didn’t know you were crying. Tears stream down your face and you wipe them fast but more keep coming out.

“Kamora I love you” you say your voice cracking and this time she heard it and immediately turned around. She looks at your tear covered face and sighing getting up and going to hug you. You move away from her stepping back almost tripping over your feet “What the fuck KK?” you ask anger rising within you. She looks down at you and sighs “I’m sorry baby it was prank it was just a prank” she rushes out feeling terrible. You shake your head no and run out of her dorm and into the living room where Ice and Paige sat.

You look at Paige “Did you know about her dumb ass prank?” you ask her accusingly and then pointing to Ics too. Crossing your arms you wipe your tears and Paige looks at you guilty “We tried to talk her out of it kid I’m sorry” she tells you.

She pulls you down on the couch and hugs you rubbing your back “I got scared I thought we were gonna break up it wasn’t funny at all” you say to both her and Ice moving out of the hug and sitting on the couch in between them, bringing your knees to your chest. Kamora paces back and forth in her dorm room, guilt eating up at her. She walking into the living room and sighs “Can we talk please?” she asks you playing with her fingers. You squint your eyes at her and crossing your arms standing up and walking into her dorm, not wanting to embarrass her in front of her friends.

KK stands in front of you before opening her mouth to speak “I’m so sorry baby I didn’t mean to make it go that far and I know you have this thing about being ignored and I didn’t think about that I love you so much you did nothing wrong I promise” she rushes out in one breath. She anticipates your next move, she felt so bad words couldn’t explain it.

You nod and look down at the ground at the floor before picking at your nails. You let out a shaken breath “So you’re not mad at me or anything?” you ask her before looking back up at her. She nods and walks towards you wrapping her strong arms around you, pulling you into her. She rubs your back with one hand the other up and down your arm “I’m sorry I’m so sorry” she apologizes to you.

Kamora steps away from the hug and moves her hand to caress your cheek “Are you mad at me or hurt?” she asks you her thumb rubbing side by side on your cheek. You look up at her and shake your head no “I’m not mad just please promise your will never ignore me again” you tell her biting your lip.

She nods over and over “I promise baby I’ll never ignore you again” she says before kissing your lips softly. You kiss back almost immediately and she bites your lip before pulling away.

“I love you baby so much” KK says looking down at you. She sits down on the bed and pulls you onto her lap “Yeah I love you too” you tell her straddling her hips.

My baby really looking at us like we finna hop out the screen and grab her or smth

thousand yard stare

Please

Paige Bueckers x fem

warnings: smut, fingering, munch Paige, overstimulation, face sitting

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The suns light shines into your dorm as you moan feeling Paige’s lips kiss your thighs. The blonde moves up your body laying open mouthed kisses all over your stomach. The light hits Paige making her glow and you lay on your back admiring the girls beauty. A lazy smile lays on your lips “ Fuck Paige you’re so good at that “ you mumble sitting up on the bed. She smiles at you and wipes her chin “ I know that’s why you came three times in fifteen minutes “ she smirks laying down besides you.

Catching your breath you turn over and climb on top of the girl, straddling her hips. Paige’s hands immediately go to grab your waist “ Time to give back “ you say leaning down kissing her neck. Paige’s hands moves to your head urging you to continue “ Just like that “ she moans out.

Smiling into her neck you move down and kiss her abs before pulling her boxers down and kissing up her thighs. You look up at Paige and she nods down at you giving you consent to continue, soon enough your head is between her thighs and she’s moaning your name.

You slide two of your fingers into her and kiss her thighs, biting and sucking leaving hickeys “ Good girl baby keep going please mama “ Paige moans out. Her words push you to keep going, curling your fingers inside her, you suck on her clit. Paige’s big hand pushes your head down hard into her as she moans, body twitching as she comes on your face.

You laugh and kiss up her stomach before moving back to sit on your knees “ That was so hot P “ you smile.

Paige catches her breath “ Come here “ she grabs you pulling you back to straddle her. She pushes you closer to her face and you stop hovering over her neck “ Paige “ your voice comes out shakey. She rubs your thighs “ Please just one more you can do it baby “ she pushes you to hover over her face.

You moan as she licks up your pussy and she grins pulling you down to sit on her face. She immediately pushes her tongue into your overstimulated pussy. You moan and grab the headboard to have some kind of stability. You moan again way too loudly, then one of Paige’s hands comes to your mouth and sticks her two fingers in your throat to shush you. Even though Paige loved hear you she knew her teammates would hear you both even though it is five in the morning.

You cum again for the fourth time this morning with your legs shaking. Your body twitches as you move away from Paige lying down trying to catch your breath. She smiles at you moving a piece of your hair from your face “ You did so good baby “ she coos. You smile at her tiredly and relax in the suns light as you watch your girlfriend go to the bathroom and wet a towel before coming to you and cleaning you up. Paige makes sure to be extra careful knowing how overstimulated your bad was at this time.

Paige comes down onto the bed and pulls you onto her chest and rubs your waist as she grabs her phone. You look at her screen and gasp seeing a message from Nika.

TWIN 💙😈

nika: yall are loud as hell remind me never to wake up this early wtf

Paiges laughs at the look on your face “ It’s not funny Paige “ you shove her. She shrugs and pulls you into a hug “ Don’t worry that’s my twin she don’t care for real baby “ she comforts you.

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Work Out

Paige Bueckers x Fem Smut

Synopsis: Watching your girlfriend work might just be the hottest thing you’ve ever seen.

Laying down on the bleachers your head turned facing the court as you watch Paige dribble the ball up and down the court over and over and over. If it wasn’t so attractive you would have left by now, but the way her chest heaved with every breath, sweat glistening her body, her face overly focused concentrated on every move she makes.

Paige dribbles the ball into a layup her muscles glistening with sweat, you bite your lip looking at her not realizing she was already looking at you. Because you were to busy staring at her abs and biceps you didn’t notice her smiling at you with her brows raised “Like what you see baby?” she asks her voice snapping you out of your daydream.

“Yeah of course I do” You mumble looking up at the girl your bottom lip in between your teeth. Paige walks over to your bending down on her knees, her thumb comes to your lip pulling it from your teeth “What did we talk about baby?” her voice stern waiting for you to respond to her.

Looking at her you pout a bit “To stop biting my lip” you answer her question shamefully, she nods “Yeah so stop that” she demands helping you stand up. Standing infront of the girl you look up at Paige “Is it bad how turned on I am right now?” you ask her your voice quiet. She smiles “No I like knowing you get turned on just looking at me” her words causing you to blush looking away from her, but before you can fully turn your head her hand holds your chin “Don’t look away from me” she demands her grip on you firm.

You look up at her again the both of you just staring at each other neither of you bothering to look away. The eye contact between you both makes you nervous but you can’t seem to pull away from her intoxicating blue eyes. Not bearing to control herself any longer Paige smashes her lips onto yours harshly, causing you to take a few steps back off balance from hot hard the girl was coming onto you. Her hands come to your body, one pressed against your back pulling you closer to her the other holding your cheek in place.

The kiss lasts for longer than you expected, Paige full on making out with you in the middle of the basketball court. Your hand goes to her chest pulling away from the kiss to breathe “Let’s go” Paige says out of breath grabbing her sports back not bothering to change out of her sweaty sports bra and shorts, before grabbing your wrist dragging you out of the gym.

The walk back to her dorm was quiet, Paige speed walking down the hall with you tripping over your two feet trying to catch up with the girl. You laugh “Paige slow down I can’t keep up with you and your long legs” you complain stopping. She turns around biting her cheek before dropping her bag and grabbing the back of both your thighs hoisting you up around her waist. You shriek wrapping your legs around her waist, your arms on her shoulders “Damn you’ve really been bulking baby” you move one of your hands down to squeeze one of her biceps.

She smirks wrapping one of her hands around your waist the other moving down to pick up her duffle bag, before walking down the hallway to her dorm. The moment she closes her dorm door your body is being pushed up against it as Paige uses her weight to hold you against the door as she attaches her lips to yours kissing you passionately.

You moan into the kiss and she moves her lips down, leaving hot wet opened mouth kisses down your jaw to your neck before sucking harshly. That causing you to moan “Paige please need you” you moan out before whimpering again when you feel her teeth biting into your shoulder.

Without a word she turns around dropping you on her bed leaning over you, she grabs the bottom of your shirt pulling it over your head throwing it on the floor. She stops above you licking her lips looking at you “Fuck your so beautiful” she whispers grabbing your bra and unclasping it, throwing it in the floor.

Paige bends down kissing down your neck, electing moans from you before pressing down harder on your skin sucking right above your chest. Your hand tangles in her hair as she moves down to your breasts sucking on one of your nipples her hand coming down to pinch the other. Her mouth pulls away holding your nipple between her teeth pulling lightly causing you to whimper before letting go.

The sting causes you whine “Paige please stop teasing” you beg the girl softly your voice quiet, staring yk at the girl through your lashes. Paige’s eyes soften for a moment at the look on your face her hardening again. She pulls your pants down along with your underwear throwing it somewhere.

Your girlfriend moves her body down laying down between your thighs, she wastes no time her mouth eagerly diving onto your clit sucking harshly. Moaning your hand comes down to her hair again pulling it back into a pony tail. Paige moans when you tug on her hair, your eyes roll back as you feel her tongue press down against your clit.

One of her hands comes to your waist the other moves down to your core. Her tongue stays on your clit leaving kitten licks as one of her fingers probes at your hole teasing slightly. All Paige wanted to do was get reactions from you, your pleasure got her off in ways you couldn’t imagine.

“Paige come on please I need you” You moan out whining at her teasing. She smirks into your core pulling away to look down at you, she pushes two of her long fingers into you stretching you open. A high pitched moan leaves your mouth as Paige’s fingers move deep inside you creating a steady rhythm.

Paige looks down at her highs moving in and out of you “Such a pretty pussy- all mine” she says out of breath. She leans above you and kisses you swallowing your moans in her mouth. Her thumb comes to rub your clit softly and Paige pulls away from the kiss biting your bottom lip before letting go and moving down your jaw.

As her thumb toys with your bud and Paige’s assault on your neck, biting and sucking harshly. Moaning your grab the bed sheets fisting them in your hand “Paige I-I’m so close” you moan out your head falling back into the pillow.

Paige’s sushes you “Relax baby let it go for me” she whispers curling her fingers inside you.

“Feeling good baby?” She asks you lifting her head from your neck looking down at you under her all desperate and pretty for her.

Her fingers move inside of you inhumanly faster, pumping in and out of you “Come on baby come for me” Paige demands pushing her thumb on your clit.

“Fuck Paige” you moan your mouth falling open, thighs shaking as you cum on her fingers. The look on your face boosts Paige’s ego as she watches you in awe moving her finger slower inside of you, helping you through your high.

Soon enough her fingers stop and she pulls them out of you, your hole squeezing around nothing. You watch as Paige slowly sucks your juices off of her fingers while she sits back on her thighs. She bends down blowing on your core causing your hips to snap up, she grabs your hips with her hands holding you down “Don’t worry ma just gonna clean you up okay?” she asks softly looking up at you.

You nod and swallow as her tongue licks up your slit collecting your juices on her tongue. She pulls away your pussy fluttering “You okay baby?” Paige asks you climbing up your body lying down next to you.

“Yeah I’m okay thank you Paige” you turn on your side looking at her brushing a piece of her blonde hair from her face. She smiles at you and you furrow your brows for a moment “Want me to make you feel good?” you ask the girl staring up at her with doe eyes.

She shakes her head no “Making you feel good makes me feel good baby” she tells you kissing your cheek and moving closer to you laying her head on your chest.

Little Sister

Nika Mühl x fem

warnings: none

Part two: little sister pt2

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Getting offered a scholarship to UConn Juilliard and was shocking for you. So shocking you forgot to mention it to anyone, including your own family. You didn’t know what you were going to choose and didn’t want everyone butting in on your decisions. Right now your older sister Paige had a few of her teammates over in her house in Minnesota where she lived with you and your younger brother drew and dad.

Instead of being home where Paige and her friends were watching some basketball game you went out with your best friend Lexa. Both of you decided that to just go get some food together at Canes. You left your phone in her car while you both sat and ate in the air conditioned fast food restaurant.

Drew walks into the living room where Paige, Nika, KK, Ice and Caroline sat watching the game. He looks at Paige “You got mail from UConn I think” he hands her the folder with your name on the back that he didn’t notice neither did Paige.

The blonde opens up the folder just to gasp when she sees your name on the files. Nika pauses the game and looks over Paige’s shoulder her eyes widening “Another Bueckers at UConn damn” the Croatian girl says.

Right when she says that you walk into your house after Lexa drops you off. Drew jumps up and down and hugs you “Congratulations Y/N” you furrow your brows and hug your little brother back.

Paige hold the folder and your eyes widen “That’s mine” you go to grab it but she holds it above your head using her height to her advantage.

“Why didn’t you tell me you got a scholarship for dance” Paige says trying her hardest not to get mad at you for hiding it.

Your groan “It’s no ones business I don’t even know if I’m going anyways” you try to grab it again but you give up and walk away from them all and go to your room slamming the door behind you.

Paige scoffs and goes to follow you but Nika holds her arm back “Let me talk to her” the brunette begs. Paige rolls her eyes and sits down next to KK.

Nika knocks on your bedroom door and you groan wiping the tears away. You look up at the taller girl standing at your door “What? Here to get mad at me too?” Rolling your eyes you turn away from her and walk back into your room. The basketball player follows you and closes the door behind her.

She sits on top of your vanity and looks at you “Why don’t you wanna go to UConn?” Nika asks.

You turn away from her and look out the window at the birds sitting in the tree. You sniffle and a take a deep breath “I don’t want to be known Paige Bueckers little sister I want my own name for myself not hers” you look away from the window and to the girl sitting on your dresser.

You always had a little crush on Nika but no one knew not even your best friend. You met Nika when Paige started playing basketball for UConn with her, you were only fifteen when you met and she was nineteen so you didn’t try anything with the girl. Now you’re older and so is she but you still didn’t want to ruin the friendship you had with her or her relationship with Paige. Your older sister was always very protective of you when it came to relationships because you always picked the wrong people who hurt you.

“Your not just Paige’s little sister I mean your gorgeous and the most sweetest person I’ve ever met and your one hell of a dancer I mean when I see you dance I can’t pull my eyes away from you it’s incredible and your very known for your dancing Y/n not because of Paige because of your talent” Nika says not looking away from you.

You smile and laugh a bit wiping your tears you walk towards her “You think I’m gorgeous” you flirt biting your lip.

What you didn’t expect was for Nika to pull you into a kiss her hands on your cheeks. She pulls away and jump down from the vanity “You the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen” she says honestly her voice quiet as if she didn’t want to scare you away.

You look up at the taller girl your mouth opened in shock “D-Did you know I liked you?” Nika scoffs “Liked?” She asks her head tilting to the side.

“I mean I like you but ho-how did you I mean I don’t know sorry” you stutter falling over your words shaking your head. Nika laughs at your “Your so cute” she says and you blush looking away from the girl.

Nika graps your waist pulling you into her, you slide your hands around her neck and look up at her. She leans down and kisses you again sliding her tongue in your mouth. You kiss back immediately Nika turns you both around and you hop on the vanity sitting where she sat before. You look down at her and pull away from the kiss while she massages your thighs.

“I want to go to UConn if it means I can see you everyday” you say smiling down at her. Nika nods “Yeah well first I gotta take you out on a date” you kiss her cheek and hop down from the vanity. You bubble burst the second you remember Nika is your sisters best friend.

“Fuck my life” you groan and drop down on your bed. Nika furrows her brows confused just a second ago you were happy now she watches your face turn sad, a pout forming on your lips. “What happened?” Nika asks sitting next to you.

“What about Paige?” you ask the older girl sitting next to you. Nika shrugs “What about her?” The Croatian girl asks not understanding what you mean. You look at Nika and scoff “On a scale of one to ten how mad is Paige going to get when she finds out her little sister and best friend are what ever we are?” the gears in Nika’s brain click and she laughs.

“She can get over it I could treat you better than anyone else could” The tall girl scoffs at the idea of Paige trying to keep you both apart. You sigh and Nika pushes down on your bed and gets on top of you. She brushes a strand of your hair from your face and looks down at you “Ne brini dušo moja, bit će dobro, obećavam da se ne opterećuješ” Nika says.

“No idea what you said but sure” you smile at her and she repeats herself in English for you “Dont worry my baby it will be okay I promise dont stress”

You grab her cheek and pull her down into a kiss right when her lips touch yours you slide your tongue in her mouth. Paige opens the door to your room wanting to talk to you just gasp seeing her little sister under her best friend kissing.

“WHAT THE FUCK” Paige yells.

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somewhere only we know - c.h

caroline harvey x fem!reader blurb

warnings- nothing just really bad fluff cuz i suck at writing it

a/n: i gave up with the banner and trying to make it look better 😭 anywho send more kk requests the earth is lacking with kk fics anywho i iterally hate this

you were sitting on your couch, not doing much of anything, you phone starts ringing, it’s kk.

you answer her, “hiii baby” kk says over the phone, sounding excited. “hiii kk, you sound excited?”

“uh yeah- do you think you can be ready for me to pick you up in a couple minutes?” kk says, you immediately sit up, knowing you were in sweats and looked pretty rough,

“uh- y-yeah? where are we going sweetheart?” you asked her, “it’s a suprise, nothing fancy. i’ll see you soon ma.” kk said before hanging up.

a couple minutes later kk texts you, “here baby” and you walk down, seeing kks car in the parking lot. she opens your door for you, “hiii pretty girl,” she says with a smile opening your door.

she kisses you softly when you sit down in the car before going to the drivers side. she got situated in her seat with a smile. “how far is the suprise kk?” you say looking at her,

“just 15 minutes, it’s in a town a couple minutes from here, poynette i think.” kk said as she started driving from the campus of your college.

as she said, about 15 minutes later you arrived at a building, and kk parked. “what is this place?” you said confused, it looked almost like a church.

“you’ll see, ma.” she said before coming to open your door, and holding your hand as she took you down a few steps on the side of the building, a gazebo and a lake with greenery surrounding, the sunset behind the lake complimenting it.

“this is beautiful kk.” you say taking in the view. “how’d you find out about this place?”

“i came here a few months ago, before we started dating, for a banquet i think. this t place is used for all types of things.” she said as you two walked closer to the lake, when you two reached the small gazebo, you two sat on a bench in it.

you two sat in silence for a few minutes, until you put your head on her shoulder, she broke the silence. “i love you sweetheart.”

“i love you too.” you say before a couple minutes pass by and your be real notification going off, perfect timing. kk saw and brought her hand from your shoulder to your face, pressing your faces together and the other side showing the sunset.

“i love how excited you get over those.” kk said as you hit send, smiling.

Guys should I start writing for new fandoms Im not going to stop writing for womans sports but I do want to write fics for other fandoms like house of the dragon or percy Jackson or the 100 or criminal minds or other stuff

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