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Tim: You don't want Dick to die

Tim: And I don't want Dick to die

Tim: So now we gotta make sure Dick doesn't want Dick to die.

Jason: Fantastic plan but have you fucking met Dick

I like to think that whenever Tim and Jason patrol together people call them Robin Hood.

Like-

*Tim and Jay waiting for police to arrest some goons*: ...

Police officer: Thanks for this Robin Hood.

And, even better, Tim and Jason don't care.

Jason: no sweat.

Tim: see ya around officer.

Oh my God it worked my teacher moved it to tomorrow

Hell yeh

Like what Albert Einstein once said to someone completely unrelated but both equally deserving;

“It’s such a simple idea that only a genius could’ve thought of it.”

True

My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.

I rarely talk about my actual HCs for media hyperfixations on here but I feel like it. Here's some Demon Slayer Headcanons/little observations about mostly physical aspects.

As much as I love how Giyuu's plain shin wrappings really dig in the point that he has the characteristics of a rock (I say this in a loving way) I prefer to think/live in the delusion that they're fabric, similar to Zenitsu's, which matches his haori sides.

I also like to think that he ties his hair using a ribbon of some sort (usually red, though maybe we can pretend he actually has the energy to change the colors every once in a while) and it's long so the two pieces fall down with his ponytail. I think he'd just look beautiful.

I thought Nezuko just had really dark brown hair for the longest time, usually because it's highlighted with warmer tones in lighting, unlike most black-haired characters, so even though I know it's supposed to be black I always say it's dark brown. I think she'd look absolutely stunning that way, and it makes sense to me since there's like no brown haired characters. And maybe a bit of it is also projection. I also HC the same for Makio and Hinatsuru's hair though I'm SURE Makio's is supposed to be dark brown actually. I swear.

Sanemi would definitely have crooked canine teeth that never really grow down with the rest of his teeth (you know the kind I'm talking about) and they stick out a lot. It makes him look like he has fangs sometimes, or just makes him look a little snarly n cute in general

On a similar note, I swear I'm not obsessed with teeth I just have so many HCs pertaining to them, Sabito's two front teeth would be long like a rabbit's. He has those British rabbit teeth. I always think of rabbits when I see him despite the whole fox thing and I think it'd look so cute on him!

Even though he just has long demon canines in canon (I think?) I like to imagine Genya having shark teeth, like Denji. He has those anime-boy sharp biters.

I love the HC that Zenitsu has freckles, same for Giyuu though I'm not completely sold on that one being a 100% thing. Zenitsu just has freckle-boy energy. And they're not brown, they're the orange kind.

This one, similar to Nezuko's, is where it's just plainly defying canon facts, but I love the idea of Kanao being a little taller. Maybe it's because of that one picture where she's hauling Inosuke away from the infinity castle, or because I like projecting my friend onto her, but I love the idea of her being around 5'6 to 5'8, the second tallest of the kamaboko squad next to Genya's 6'+ ass.

Fr my wattpad acc is dead

I was so excited to write but i have no time anymore 😭

I've been utterly dead on this acc I AM SO SORRY 💀💀💀

I've been going through a lot irl

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

Sure wish i weren’t living thru a major historical event

I want to help but barely can and that really sucks, a lot of people are not experiencing the issues upfront but said issues still affect us all.

“Would fall in love with me again if you knew all I’ve done?”