“Would Fall In Love With Me Again If You Knew All I’ve Done?”

who’s first

What the hell happened to this strand

We went from cameraman to

To something

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

Loiriyiel

Considering the other results, I think I’m lucky to get something that resembles gibberish than anything else

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

True. Next time I have to write a biography for Values Ed, i have 23 siblings known as steve and 45 known as potato.

And i was indeed born from a caterpillar

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

My favorite thing about reading SabiGiyuu fanfiction is that it seems everyone agrees with these two things:

1. Sabito is a Giyuu simp (bitch me too)

2. Sabito is a fucking crackhead (no I will not elaborate)

Thanks for doing God's work.

Alfred gets sick of Bruce breaking and losing stuff on patrol so he gets a label maker and starts naming items after the kids

Alfred: I got you a new phone, just like you asked. Its name is Jason. Try not to let it die.

Bruce, tearing up: Why would you say that—

Its true tho

Both Batman and Bruce Wayne are major figures in Gotham. One is the richest and most benevolent man there and the other is the city’s protector, of course they’re constantly in the eye of the public.

This can be applied to other heroes and people too. Dick Wayne and Nightwing. Tim Drake and Red Robin. Damian Wayne-Al Ghul and Robin.

((I’m referring to their alter egos and their actual identities as separate people on purpose))

Every time I think about how public the Waynes are. I get the urge to make a Tabloid front-page.

Today. I gave into those urges. So, here it is!

DDxDC The More The Merrier

Exactly a year after Talia brought Damian to Bruce, she shows up again. With another child. That looks like a carbon copy of Damian. She introduces him as Danyal, Damian's twin that was in an undercover mission for the last few years.

Bruce's eye twitches, but he deals with it. At least it's not a clone - Damian proved his mother's words to be true, Danyal really is his twin brother. So the Bats are just kind of forced to accept the fact. And the kid.

Danyal is a literal fucking menace. Contrary to Damian, he doesn't stab or bite, but he is absolutely chaotic. And, in addition to that, he has zero self-preservation instincts. None of it. The only two people in the family he has a truce with are Cass and Steph. Cass, because he has yet to take her by surprise, and Steph, because she is his partner in crime. Tim, though, Tim is on the verge of going insane with two little assassin bats running around the manor.

A year later, on the anniversary of Damian and Danyal's arrival, Talia shows up again. With, you guessed it, another kid. This one is a bit older - sixteen or so - and he has an angry glare that can be compared only to Jason's on a warpath. Dante, he calls himself, and the Demon Twins narrow their eyes on him. Bruce knows this look intimately. Sibling rivalry at its finest.

The next year is full of said sibling rivalry, performed by three highly skilled assassins. Dick is constantly worried one day one of them will die, and not because of a Rogue attack. The kids are fucking wild, acting like rabid dogs on steroids. They destroyed a wall once by throwing Dante through it. Alfred gave them a lecture. It didn't help.

The next year, Bruce opens the door to Talia even before she rings the doorbell. He looks at the four-year-old girl that looks like a mirror image of Damian, Danyal and Dante, and asks, tired and defeated:

"How many more?"

Talia only smiles. The girl looks at him with big, innocent puppy eyes that don't fool Bruce anymore.

Tim, who watches the scene through the surveillance cameras in the Batcave, pulls up a file and starts drafting his last will.

Dont ya just love world building/lore?

> Cursed Blossoms AU 🌺 [E:TM AU]

• Introduction to the AU!

• How the AU Started

Cursed Blossoms is an AU I made taking old ideas from my other flowers AU from the cookie run and solarballs AU.

! Just So You Know :: This is not the Hanahaki Disease nor is even supposed to relate to it. I created a flower AU myself out of the blue without knowing about the fictional disease yet !

~ How did I come up with flowers AUs? What used to be the main plot?

• I first got my ideas of flower AU during June - July of 2022/2023! I was gonna make it like a normal AU where people got covered in flowers. The first ever fandom to get this AU from me is cookie run. It started as a normal civilization thing, but then I changed my mind and made it more of a virus or infection. Cookie run and Solarballs got the infection part of the flower AUs, how ever Epic: The Musical did not. I wanted to do something new with the flower related au I had so I switched up some things.

Let me list how the AU is like in 3 fandom::

Cookie run:: Infection / Virus like based. Spores fly around from flowers. After about 15 years, the infected faced death and can't be avoided. Unlike a zombie infection, the infected still have a mind of their own. Plucking out flowers leads to serious injuries.

Solarballs:: Same as Cookie run, no death occurs, infected are fragile and highly flammable, have two types of infected; Passive and Active. Human AU related.

Epic: The Musical:: More like a curse from Gaia herself. Everyone remained the same. Flowers only grows on gods and can be cursed onto mortals if one wishes. Plucking out / flowers dying leads to serious injuries or death. Nature based gods uses it as more of a blessing, they don't really need to maintain the plant.

• AU Guide

In the AU; Gods are the only ones who had flowers growing on their faces, bodies or head. For a normal god, only 1-2 flower grows on their body, but for natured-based gods, 2 or nore grows.

Gods are able to curse mortals with the same exact curse they have aswell, except they can't remove their own curse. Attempting to will result in fails or injuries.

Plucking out / Flowers dying till the roots:: When one or two dies or plucked out. No effect occurs till about a few hundred years. Though if all flowers get plucked or dies, effect takes place in a few hours, wilting and slowly growing old as they have a very limited time to find the seeds of the flower and replant it.

Maintaining the flower:: The flower is also their strength, if the flower wilts, is damaged or is not gaining enough to make it grow normally, the host of the flowers follow suit. So it is very recommended to keep their flowers perfectly healthy.

• Lore

[Will be written in soon.]

• Flower Growing spots.

Flowers have different place depending in where they grow. Usually, it just happens. But here is how where they usually grow, where they rarely grow and where it can grow only on Nature-based/related gods.

Flowers commonly grew out on the hair, face, neck, chest and forearms.

Flowers sometimes can rarely grow as hair, on the shoulders and legs.

Thought, nature based gods have them grown on either their elbows, hands, knees and feet.

• Injuries / Side Effects

Injuries / Side effect can happen during the growth of the flowers. If you're lucky enough, you won't be able to get them.

• The injuries / side effects::

° Cracks, holes, damages and debris falling out.

° Growing on scars or causing scars during growth.

° Covers a side of the body/face/head with leaves, grass or moss.

Tugging on the flower yourself will not make you feel pain. But if someone else did, it can ! Ripping them out, killing the flowers, cutting it off, plucking it out will feel like your nervous system being exposed got damaged, cut off or pulled on.

• The gods and their flowers! [ will be updated over time ]

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Hermes;; Snapdragons & moly

Circe;; Circaea Lutetianas

Athena;; Asters

Apollo;; Marigolds

Hephaestus;; Volcano Flowers / metal flowers made by himself

Hera;; Peonies / Caca lilies

Aphrodite;; Roses

Ares;; Butterfly weed / Yarrows

Zeus;; Poppies / Alpine Flowers

Aeolus;; (unsure) Wind Orchids

Helios;; Sunflowers

Poseidon;; Sea Anemones and Lotuses

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• Emotions and how it effects the flowers

The flower also reacts to emotion!

Lets say! If you cry, the flower's petal closes.

But if you laugh, it blooms!

When it sense negative emotions (sadness, anger, fear, embarrassment etc.) it closes up.

When it senses positive emotions (Happiness, love, laughter etc.) it blooms!