I always pictured Athena watching the events of The Odyssey as they happened to keep tabs on what her ex is doing but it's much funnier to know that she left him on read for 10 years and then came back to a text thread so insane that she immediately had to go fight her dad.
Well….the kid aint wrong
Bruce: If a stranger came up to you and said 'I'm your dad's friend, he told me to pick you up' what would you say?
Tiny!Jason: I'd say 'You're lying, my dad doesn't have any friends!'
Bruce:
Dick, in the corner: *tearing up* I'm so proud...
#epicthemusical
I would have been salty too
I love how this borders between sensical and just stupid. I love this tho and don’t take it to heart (its the funny kind of stupid)
HOW THE HASHIRA'S WOULD PLAY ROBLOX
HOW THE HASHIRA WOULD PLAY ROBLOX
SANEMI
● Would rage when he dies in an obby
●Very good at bullying kids on Roblox (obanai is helping)
●Would love a peaceful game
He secretly likes hello kitty cafe
●Doesn't play often
MITSURI
She would get scammed in adopt me (obanai gave her a unicorn pet)
Never bullies kid on Roblox
She would play Tycoon or obbys like hello kitty tycoon or some easy cute hobby
Plays with everyone especially shinobu and iguro
●she tried to invite giyuu but obanai unfriended him from mitsuri's phone
IGURO
● Plays with mitsuri and sanemi only
● He was so harsh that he got banned from Roblox
● I feel like he wouldn't play games with jails (BC of his past)He is friends with the hashiras (mostly plays with mitsuri and sanemi)
(Plays like once 1 a month)
MUICHIRO
● Doesn't have any regrets he bully kids so much the kids regret it every time
● He can play horror game at 4:00 without getting scared
● He has as many pets in adpot me it thinks it is cute
Man declines every friendship request he gets,his only friends on Roblox are tanjiro,nezuko, and of course, the hashiras
●(Installed the game bc of tanjiro)
GIYUU
● he plays calm towers
● He often play's alone but sometimes tries to make friends (it becomes so awkward that they leave the server)
Is friends on Roblox the kamaboko squad and shinobu,Shinobu bullies him a lot in any game
SHINOBU
She barely play's
She bullies kid while smiling at the screen
Bought butterfly wings
Joins giyuu to see what he is doing and bullies him
Gyomei
He is blind.
TENGEN
MAN AS ONE OF THE UGLIEST RICHEST AVATARS
Plays with his wife's and rengoku
man, I feel he plays games that cost money
(didn't get much in tengen sorry)
He calls everyone avatar poor, and he gets roasted so bad he needs to leave the server
RENGOKU
Man plays pizza pizza place and food obbie
Poor people when he gets voice chat he screams into the mic
Man is avatar is a bacon it thinks its cute
Pretty friendly as many friends
Bro, he texts like he is still in the 1920s
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why is non-con/dub con so normalized here? Its lit rape with a pink ribbon on it. "iTs NoT rEaL sO iTs FiNe" Do you realize how foolish that sounds? Rape is a disgusting thing and making writing based of it is even more disgusting. Its based of sexual trauma.
Another one is aging up minor characters for 18+ things, dude. They are sixteen, MINORSS. They dont do anything remotely close to sex yet, and thats just weird. Making smut of a minor?
"its aged up so its fine" No, If a character isn't currently eighteen, then they SHOULDNT be "megumi f@cks you raw" or "suo spanks ur s*utty p*ssy" (these are actual titles I think)
Strict fluff with minors are completely fine, like hand-holding, hugging, cuddling or basically teenage love. But if they are currently 16 then why tf you writing smut about a LITERAL TEENAGER. No because what is your actual thought process?
"You could just block it? Don't kinkshame" shut the actual fuck up, the issue is that in general.
once a reader starts to write, there is no going back. such a traumatic transition is irreversible.
fr laurie is me
laurie 😔
“Would fall in love with me again if you knew all I’ve done?”
Yeah you mf. Smallpox has more dignity than you and everyone is immune to it. I won’t kill me, you’ll have to do it yourself or fuck off
Oh my god
This is now just a dead account I wont be posting things or doing anything here I do have another blog that im setting up tho so stay tuned
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