i like to imagine that the rest of the gods on olympus were all watching ody turn poseidon into swiss cheese, with a variety of emotions throughout them.
zeus: *impressed but slightly very worried* maybe i let him cook for too long on that island.
zeus: oh well rather poseidon than me
hera: *mainly nonchalant but hiding a tiny smile behind her chalice*
hera: *after hearing next to my wife* that is what you call a man who loves his wife *side eyes zeus*
zeus: *sweats*
hephaestus: *kind of impressed* well he avenged his crew *shrugs*
ares: *in awe* athena didn't lie about the bloodshed!
ares: *hears poseidon beg for mercy* *odysseus doesn't give him that*
ares: *now in love with ody* THIS IS MY FAVOURITE MORTAL EVER
aphrodite: *just blinking in disbelief* he's not wasting anymore time to get home i guess?
hermes: *is proud but also in slight shock* thats a mindset change alright...
hermes: *gasps* i need to tell athena!
hermes: *grins* but first-
hermes: guess ~ i ~ should be the one to take poor dear uncle to the infirmary! *giggles at the drama he's about to cause there*
apollo: *sighs* let me get another bed made up
apollo: *heads off to his olympus infirmary*
heeppy hoolida
CHAT I HAVE A NEW BLOG
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ofc
i will lie awake at night
i will stare at the ceiling
and the most heart wrenching/warming story idea comes to my head
except im too lazy to get up and write it down so i forget it in the morning
just how God intended.
You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
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Mood
You can’t be dead if you were never truly alive 🙃
Are you dead?
Bold of you to assume I was ever alive.
Hell yeah. Time for me to blab about the comic instead of the meme.
Anyone remember this legend of a comic? Tintin, arguably Hergés greatest work.
Action packed, full of mysteries, and humorous, Tintin is one of the greatest comics ever. It’s one of the first stories that got me into analyzation, one of the reasons I love mysteries and puzzles today.
Admittedly, some parts (Mainly Tintin in the Congo and The Blue Lotus) of the comic are rather…Ehh, blunt and straight, racist. It gets really stereotypical at times, Hergé has actually admitted to solely confirming to the stereotypes at the time.
The art style itself is simple but improves over time. There is no variation in the paneling but it gets the job done. The lettering/speech bubbles can be kinda confusing for new readers but you get used to it eventually.
The characters are kinda flat. Fitting to their descriptions with no questions asked, no real backstory for anyone. But this a comic from the 20th century, cut it some slack. They fit well together though, all of them fitting together to make a great cast.
The storylines? That’s the gold. Really intriguing, having plot twists and suspense all the way through. If not for the plot, I probably would’ve stopped reading.
Do I recommend this? Yeah. Will it be hard to read in the beginning? Yes. But stick for the storylines, some peak writing is found there ngl.
I sound like a total nerd for talking about this 😭
this is the mood tonight lads
WOOOOOOOO
FRICK ‘IM UP, ODYSSEUS! FRICK ‘IM UP
Yeah you mf. Smallpox has more dignity than you and everyone is immune to it. I won’t kill me, you’ll have to do it yourself or fuck off
Oh my god
My favorite thing about reading SabiGiyuu fanfiction is that it seems everyone agrees with these two things:
1. Sabito is a Giyuu simp (bitch me too)
2. Sabito is a fucking crackhead (no I will not elaborate)
Thanks for doing God's work.
😭
Jason and Damian meet in the LoA AU where Damian vehemently insists that Jason is his only real brother since they have the same mother and father. The others try to tell him that Jason is also adopted, but Damian will just stare at them like they are stupid and go "is Father not his Father in the eyes of the law?"
"Well, yeah, but-"
"Does Mother not call him as her son?"
"I mean she does-"
"Are they not my Mother and Father as well?"
"Yes?"
"The matter has been concluded, then, Richard."
"What about me? Bruce is also my dad on paper?"
"You get half of the acknownledgement, of course, as you have been getting so far."
"What about Tim, then?"
"I don't see how he is relevant to this conversation."
"I'm just curious where he lands on the brother percentage scale."
"Nowhere. Timothy is a neighbour. Though I shall offer him hospitality while he is under our roof."
"You tripped him on the patrol last night."
"Does the alleyway look like our house to you?"
This is now just a dead account I wont be posting things or doing anything here I do have another blog that im setting up tho so stay tuned
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