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Bat!sib: Hey, Jason, why did the chicken cross the road?

Jason: “To get to the other side?”

Bat!sib: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?”

Jason: Fine, I don’t know, why did the chicken cross the road?

Bat!sib: To get to the idiot’s house.

Jason: . . . Ok?

Bat!sib: Hey, Jason, knock knock.

Jason: No.

Bat!sib: You were supposed to say “Who’s there?”

Jason: Fine. . . Let’s get this over with. Who’s there?

Bat!sib: The chicken.

Jason:

Jason: Listen here you little shit—

I just learned that a group of rabbits is called a fluffle and I don't care if that's accurate or not because headcanon this is what Mirko calls her fans and I will not be convinced otherwise. Just because she's a badass doesn't mean she doesn't use cute pet names.

😭 This just fits perfectly.

If you don’t get it, Athena was born from Zeus (her father).

Hephaestus split Zeus’ head open with an ax and Athena sprung out, fully grown and wearing armor.

The joke is: Athena thinks babies are born from men because that’s how she was born.

Odysseus: *hands baby Telemachus to Athena*

Athena: Wow, he's heavy.

Athena, touching Ody's forehead: I hope the labour wasn't too hard for you?

Odysseus:

Odysseus: It was fine.

Penelope: *sniggering*

Odysseus, to Penelope: Please can I just tell her the truth now?

Penelope: Nope.

fr laurie is me

laurie 😔

Damn so we stumbled upon history here

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

The duality of men

Its history guys

Pay attention

I love how he begs ody

THATS ME HAHAHAHA

CHAT I HAVE A NEW BLOG

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War? Whatever do you mean?

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.