Tim: You Don't Want Dick To Die

True

My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.

We women crave for the weapons

actually i firmly believe everyone would smile when given a sword

It’s official. Damian is Dick’s apprentice mother hen, only Damian treats his patients/wards like animals.

Meal times, occasional treats (ie the syringe of expresso), and more

Bruce: I'm so relieved that Tim and Damian are getting along :)

Damian: shoving the antibiotic down Tim's throat like a dog

(Also Bruce: How's karma taste Tim?)

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Jason and Damian meet in the LoA AU where Damian vehemently insists that Jason is his only real brother since they have the same mother and father. The others try to tell him that Jason is also adopted, but Damian will just stare at them like they are stupid and go "is Father not his Father in the eyes of the law?"

"Well, yeah, but-"

"Does Mother not call him as her son?"

"I mean she does-"

"Are they not my Mother and Father as well?"

"Yes?"

"The matter has been concluded, then, Richard."

"What about me? Bruce is also my dad on paper?"

"You get half of the acknownledgement, of course, as you have been getting so far."

"What about Tim, then?"

"I don't see how he is relevant to this conversation."

"I'm just curious where he lands on the brother percentage scale."

"Nowhere. Timothy is a neighbour. Though I shall offer him hospitality while he is under our roof."

"You tripped him on the patrol last night."

"Does the alleyway look like our house to you?"

Best movie idea in all of history

This is the best idea in the history of film.

He's just like his dad

i think im just not worth getting close to

How tf did this conversation come to be

and why tf do whores steal lemons

why

you’re making lemonade or eating them raw u whores?

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

Fr that line tho-

Poseidon look what u did. U took a dude who just wanted to go home after fighting in a mess u and ur god friends made and broke him. Sure he blinded ur son. But u broke him. He is the monster not even the gods can tame,

He is Odysseus, reigning king of Ithica.

he's so real