Dont Hit Men!!!!

Hermes playing peakaboo with baby Telemachus

Tim: You don't want Dick to die

Tim: And I don't want Dick to die

Tim: So now we gotta make sure Dick doesn't want Dick to die.

Jason: Fantastic plan but have you fucking met Dick

Bat!sib: Hey, Jason, why did the chicken cross the road?

Jason: “To get to the other side?”

Bat!sib: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?”

Jason: Fine, I don’t know, why did the chicken cross the road?

Bat!sib: To get to the idiot’s house.

Jason: . . . Ok?

Bat!sib: Hey, Jason, knock knock.

Jason: No.

Bat!sib: You were supposed to say “Who’s there?”

Jason: Fine. . . Let’s get this over with. Who’s there?

Bat!sib: The chicken.

Jason:

Jason: Listen here you little shit—

Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future.

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤️‍🩹

https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗

If you're not interested, please scroll.

I was originally wondering if I should avoid using unrelated tags on this, but you know what, fuck anyone who gets 'annoyed' or 'tired' of seeing pleas like this.

I will let you read his story in his own words and documentation, but this is Mohammad and if anyone can find it in their hearts to help him, we would both appreciate it.

He only has about $7,000 left to go, and even if you can't donate, please consider sharing his posts so it can reach people who can.

Awareness is the first big leap to safety for people like him and his family. Thank you.

Hell yeah

The fun thing is, I’ve just begun to read Austen’s work and I love it.

Does it give me a headache trying to comprehend the grammar of her time?

Yes.

But it is so worth it.

Smooth move ice boy

😓😓

ofc

i will lie awake at night

i will stare at the ceiling

and the most heart wrenching/warming story idea comes to my head

except im too lazy to get up and write it down so i forget it in the morning

just how God intended.

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

I love how he begs ody

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