You Severely Underestimate Them

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

Hello my friend, I am Abboud from Gaza. My family and I are living in difficult circumstances in light of the genocidal war that we have been exposed to for a year, and no one is helping me because I am weak. My dream is to live in safety and peace. My family and I hope you can imagine my situation and help me and my family in making a donation. Even a small amount can wake me and my family up. We are in need. To the basic things of life, such as food and medicine, my friend appreciated my situation and helped me

Help me to survive. My family and I have not eaten for two days. I do not have money to buy food. I am losing hope in life.

Im sorry that i cant donate myself

however

I’ll try and help with promoting this

We need to make America villains great again.

Athena: Hey, wanna try to overthrow Zeus together?

Hera: You.

Athena: What?

Hera: I'm choosing you.

Athena: ...as what?

Hera: As my favorite illegitimate step daughter.

Athena: ...oh, cool. Btw, I am not an illegitimate child since I was born in marriage-

Hera: YOU, I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW. WANT TO DO YOUR MAKEUP AND TALK ABOUT BOYS?

Athena: I don't really like boys-

Hera: EVEN BETTER. LET'S GO.

Vengeance Saga has me acting up

Fuck you Poseidon, this man is going sailing with his son.

*after the events of the odyssey*

*telemachus and odysseus walking down to the docks, after odysseus said he'd go sailing with his son*

(listen the man had missed 20 years of his son's life, he could ask ody to dress in drag & do the hula and odysseus would already be shouting "LUAU" in a grass skirt before tele finished his sentence)

telemachus: i'm so excite- *looks ahead*

telemachus: *stops walking* oh no *sad noises*

odysseus: *still walking* what's wrong son?

telemachus: *points to the sea beyond ithaca's shores* poseidon must be angry today, look at the storm in the distance

odysseus: *looks ahead but without worry on his face* no need to worry, we can still go sailing, follow me

telemachus: *confused but follows his dad*

*both make it to the docks*

odysseus: you get started, i've just got something to do & then i'll join you on the ship

*telemachus hops on the ship and odysseus turns to face the sea*

odysseus: *red eyes activate* i'm. going. sailing. with . my. son.

*the sea storm dissipates in record speed*

odysseus: good.

odysseus: *red eyes deactivate*

odysseus: *turns to telemachus smiling like nothing happened* shall we go then?

telemachus: *happy but very confused*

telemachus: *mumbling to himself*what just happened?

Hello, my name is Jawad from Gaza 🍉

I hope this message finds you well. While we face challenging circumstances due to the ongoing conflict, I am reaching out to seek support for my baby daughter, Malak. Your help would mean so much to us, and there are two ways you could assist:

Donate a small amount

Feature my campaign on your blog and share it with the world

Even a small contribution can make a meaningful difference for my family.

✅ My account is verified by @gazavetters

✅ My listed number: #238

GFM:https://gofund.me/e5df1624

I’m sorry but I can’t donate directly. However, I’ll do my best to share your campaign. God bless.

Hermes playing peakaboo with baby Telemachus

Boop :3

reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!

Thanks again for the tag! Once again, i have no actual friends soooo

Open tags :D

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If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)