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This could be the most important post I’ve ever shared. Please Share it with anyone who is or might be going through this terrible disease.

https://twitter.com/ItsMa____/status/1345432772538724355?s=19

Okay but hear me out

Bart has perfect photographic memory, which means he remembers everything he hears, sees or reads exactly how it was. So, technically, if he were to read language translation books, he'd be able to understand every language. Pronounciation would be hard for him sure, but he could understand and write in any language if he had enough focus to read the scripts. I'm not crazy, he totally could be a human translator for everything. He'd be every language teachers favourite.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #22

The Batboys have a traditional game that helps 'train' them to always stay on alert, even when they don't expect it-- even at inoportune times... That's at least what they told Bruce so he'd let them play it.

Jason, jumping on the couch: The floor is Lava!

Dick: Jumps on the Chandelier

Tim: Climbs a bookshelf

Damian: Mounts Batcow™

Bruce: Sighs heavily, pulling his legs onto the chair he was already on

-absolute silence-

Dick, already on his aerial ropes: The floor is Lava!

Jason: casually climbs kitchen counter and continues to eat chips while reading

Damian: Climbs on his bed but decides that's not good enough and climbs on top of the canopy

Tim: Casually stands on the bathroom sink, flipping through research like nothing happened

Bruce: Grunts and simply sits in his office chair

Tim, looking around to see everyone lounging in the cave after a particularly long mission: The floor is Lava.

Damian: Jumping onto Bruce's back "Sacrifices must be made father."

Dick: Cartwheeling onto the Batmobile

Jason: Lay's on the ground completely monotone I'm suffering.

Tim: Shrugs and Joins him

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

OK i WANNA ADOPT THE BART PROSTHETIC LEG HEADCANON REAL QUICK

Y a l l, do you REALLY THINK that a gun shot wound of THIS CALIBER^ THAT C L O S E

Would have A N Y salvagable parts left of his knee??? LIke Speedsters heal fast but they don't grow back L I M B S. It shows the doctors doing surgrey and everything but in my mind it's like "WHAT KNEE, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT"

Do you KnOw how powerful that gun is?? I mean- you may not but IT'S PRETTY HECKIN STRONG

Listen. 100%, if Bart did get a prosthetic leg, like hell he's telling his team. This is Bart "I'm gonna bottle up all my emotions and then one day I'll die" Allen we're talking about. He's probably scared to tell anyone in case they think it'll cause problems and kick him off the team or something. Plus, he loves being pampered but he hates pity.

Young Justice but as text emojis, i don’t take criticism

Tim: 8|

Kon: B)

Bart: >:3

Cassie: ;P

Cissie: ^~^

Greta: X3

Anita: ,’)

Slobo: D:<

I think of Bernard dealing with his boyfriend revealing being RED ROBIN and what the interaction with superboy and impulse would be like.

Bernard: I can't believe my boyfriend date SUPERBOY like in "THE SUPERBOY"

Kon: Oh no, we didnt date or something like that, we are just friends. *Insert shy smile of Adonis in leather jacket and sunglasses*

Bernard:Ouh... WHA... HE DIDN'T DATE YOU?! WHY?! HOW YOU MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY TO DATE THE BOY OF STEEL TIMOTHY!?!?!?

Tim: We were friends and are in the same team, it would have been weird. I wasn't out and I didn't have much interest in dating someone. And I'm with you now so it doesn't ma-

Bernard: If we break up, will you date him?

Tim:...?

Kon who doesn't get Tim's boyfriend's thoughts: You don't have to worry about me I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend , I would not date my friends, much less our leader.

Bernard: Would you date us?

Tim:!!!

Kon:What-

Bart that he was there the whole time but was entertaining with the show: Can i get into the equation?

Bernad: SURE THI-

Tim and Kon thinking of the things that could happen if these two get together:NO!!! PLEASE NO!

inaccurate Batfam quotes #16

Batboys going grocery shopping

Dick: In the cart

Jason: pushing the cart

Damian: Scowling at the two idiots he regretfully calls his brothers

Tim: Has a separate cart and getting the groceries, pretending to not know them

Everyone: Watching the two oldest people in the group be the most irrisponsible.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #19 A PSA

For the next person to say "Damian is too serious of a character" or "He's too violent"... Hoe, I think the fuck not.

Damian "Adopts every animal in sight that doesn't have a home" Wayne.

Damian "Talks to his animals like he could understand what they are saying" Wayne.

Damain "and his 'you want a piece of this I'm the goddamn son of Batman' spoken out loud while he trains by himself" Wayne.

Damian "I'm gonna hug my brother when he comes back to life, call him an ass and then continue to fight by his side like nothing ever happened" Wayne.

Damian "Don't be an Ezor" Wayne.

Damian "Bacame friends with a giant mutant dog beast and calls him an associate because he sees them as equals" Wayne.

Damian "Has a fucking pet Turkey named Jerry" Wayne.

Don't you dare tell me that he isn't just a cinnamon roll full of unreleased anger and wanting to be loved.

Excuse, of what comic is that last image that you put in the last ask, Bart looks buff and bigger as hell lmao.

I'm sure he's a bit more little lol, why that artist make that?

You mean the one of Buff impulse that someone said looks like the fairy general from fairy odd parent’s? For reference, I’ll put the photo again.

This image is from the comic “Sins of Youth: Kid Flash & Impulse #1”

In it, Bart is now an Adult and tales on the Flash legacy as Impulse, and Wally is younger than him, still a teenager, and becomes his sidekick as Kid Flash. It’s a really interesting storyline and the comics can be super funny! I really do suggest it.

If you want the rundown of the comic, I can supply that as well.

Okay, so lemme point something out.

Bart Allen: Sassy, Sarcastic, smug little shit, will roll his eyes a lot. Neurodivergent, has a prosthetic, and a literal genius. Quiet and reserved while also being a social butterfly, hard headed and will fight for his beliefs.

Hartley Rathaway: Sassy, Sarcastic, smug little shit, scoffs at the idiocy. Him and his sister on the spectrum and he has his hearing aids. A certified genius and advocate for homeless, metas, and LGBT+. Quiet and reserved, a public figure, and strong willed.

And you’re telling me. These two. Have had ONE. INTERACTION. Where Bart DIES IN THE END. W H A T. DC YOU LITERALLY GAVE YOURSELF ONE OF THE BEST DUO’S ACCIDENTALLY AND YOU DONT EVEN— WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TELL ME HARTLEY WOULDN’T ADOPT BART IN A HEARTBEAT. DO IT, YOU CAN’T.